Buck Ugly the fugly pony gets an audience with the Princesses. With their powerful magic, surely they could make his wishes come true, right?

Wrote this on a train on my phone then in the rain. So, yeah.

Yes, I know it's an old joke, but couldn't resist...

n. pl. suc·ce·da·ne·a (-n-)
A substitute.

This story takes a generic tale of one of the CMC's many misadventures and then is rewritten in a style of a great well-known author... or perhaps even a FiMFiction author if I get around to it.

It is meant to be a parody.

Twilight is minding her own business, when one day a strange metal behemoth tears through her wall. Of course, it's Pinkie. And to top it all off, Discord's on the loose again. Now it's time for the Elements of Harmony to do what they do best.

Only this time, they have a tank. But not just any ol' tank, a Pinkie Pie tank.

Also, Twilight's a zombie now. And Pinkie is too. But they're good zombies, so it's cool.

A collaborative work with just4imagemails

This story is a sequel to My Little Dashie: Fourth Times the Charm

A man gets transported to Equestria thanks to a particularly strange event.

After doing some pretty dastardly things, he finds himself on the run from the law and ends up in the presence of one of the most unlikeliest characters who gives him a strange deal: find out the true meaning of friendship and the magic therein within one month, or spend the rest of his life imprisoned in limbo.

With his freedom on the line, the man has to learn the value of friendship and what he learns could change his life. For better or worse, only time can tell.

- Set around +10 years from the current time-line
- Story has ceased being canon
- Story has characters from various stories (with authorization from their authors)
- Strong language from the start (i.e. lots of swearing)
- Cover art by Ephemurai
- Pictures by LuckyBreak
- Old cover art - 2
- Old cover art - 1
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List of OC's and Characters