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Twilight is minding her own business, when one day a strange metal behemoth tears through her wall. Of course, it's Pinkie. And to top it all off, Discord's on the loose again. Now it's time for the Elements of Harmony to do what they do best.

Only this time, they have a tank. But not just any ol' tank, a Pinkie Pie tank.

Also, Twilight's a zombie now. And Pinkie is too. But they're good zombies, so it's cool.

A collaborative work with just4imagemails

Chapters (2)
Comments ( 42 )

1115024 :twilightangry2: The Psychopath does not like Discord.

OH DEAR GOD THE INSANITY. IT IS DELICIOUS.

Have all my likes!

€: I positively LOVED Spike in this one:

“Guys? Tank. Discord. World in danger of devolving into absolute chaos? Stuff be whack, yo!” Spike interjected

This had me in stitches :D

The thing that got me to read this was the picture. It was really good.

1115028 Which is ironic because you're a resident of crazy town and Discord's the bloody Commander in Chief.

1115383 Discord? The Psychopath HATES Discord. The Illogic is more powerful than chaos!

1115390 And thus the irony is sweetened.

1115395 So? You are just using chaos. The World of Illogic is more powerful than the energy of weaklings.

1115407 Whatever gets your rocks off bud.

1115411 Pff. Rocks are for quantum physics. We use lemons 'round here pal.

1115417 And if you will kindly recite what you just said, you'll realize why I compared you to Discord.

1115421 Chaos simply randomizes. But eventually, you understand it, while, with the Illogic, even if you think you understand, the concept changes immediately afterwards.

1115489 Hats to you for turning a simple joke into a philosophical debate. And no, while being illogical may seem like there's no rhythm, reason, or understanding behind it, there always is. No matter where you go, or what you call it, nobody could be truly random because they're biological. Biological beings follow a set rule, and as such, will act on it. Even subconsciously they will. And besides, illogical is just an offshoot of chaos. Why? Because chaos, simple put cannot be explained. It is the simplicity of it that serves as it's greatest challenge. On the outside, chaos has a defined meaning. Burning cars, mass pandemonium, the collapse of government and law, that sort of thing. But if you think about it then chaos is something infinitely more. It is one of the driving factors behind the wheels of the universe. Without chaos, you can't have peace. Ying to yang. But it goes back even further than that. While illogicality is found only in species of higher intellect, chaos is found everywhere. From the disruption of delicate lake-based eco systems to a global thermo-nuclear catastrophe, while there is always a reason for the chaos, the madness itself is never the same. Each case of chaos is different, it's a door that will always lead to different rooms. And while it's effects are disastrous, they usually result in something new being created.

Basically saying: Chaos can be anything you want it to be while illogicality is just that. (I am bored out of my mind.)

1115673 I just made you think that I went philosophical on you and made you waste a few minutes of your time writing that.
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There's actually a bit more to this story if deathtap ever gets around to uploading it. It consists of deathtap's and my commentary while we wrote this. Most of it is very illogical and chaotic, or at least seems so because it's being read a bit out of context.

1115729 I wonder if the commentary section will create any more "dafuq?" reactions.

Okay, whatever the fuck you smoked, hand me some of that shit, it must have been intense.

This right here is Tesla-level incoherent rambling of a mad genius.

Nice.

1115694 I actually have a shit ton of time, and a whole lot of trolling to waste it on.

1115888
I like that fact, that with one image, I started this.

1115900 And it took two authors what felt like a week, with all the distractions and crazy banter, to finally put forth the finished product which you see here. So spread the word to all your friends, that there's another ignominiously hideous comedy out there, just begging for the spotlight.

1115832 I've heard that once a certain time of wakeness has been reached, the disorientation is similar to intoxication. So I suppose we smoked insomnia. Easiest way to get high; just stay awake.

1116219 Ah. Well then be more specific, otherwise you engender misunderstandings.

1116266
Well, I was replying to 1115888
Who was the end of the comment train that I was on about.

1115024 How deliciously appropriate.

1116351
I regret nothing.
And this has just made it worse for me in the other fic, hasn't it? :ajbemused:

1125520
Dafuq was that shit? I wrote a troll chapter which had questionable content and caused people to ask me for the things I smoked, but this.....

1125566 It started out with 4 authors, then boiled down to 2 . That is why it's a medley of wtf. We kept all the ideas shoved in there.

1125566 You might be surprised by the amount of WTF caused by two authors with questionable sanity. The whole "4 author" theory is a bit exaggerated. Most of the story came from deathtap and me. The truth is it was a freely editable google doc. And for a while, a couple of anons tried to mess it up a bit. The only thing I noticed from an anon, though, was "...and then Twilight was a zombie". At the time I thought it was written by deathtap so I went along with it. But all other content was just from deathtap's mind and my own. Those are dangerous places. I'd advise caution for any brave enough to venture within.

*twitches* MS Paint Adventures :pinkiecrazy:

What a delightful story. Time for a celebration. Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration if you don't like cheese, right? So no cheese for you. Well, maybe a little.

I'm not even going to ask. Just like when i join random teamspeak/vent channels, i'm not even going to ask.

The story is as i put it on steam: is a combination of mostly 'what.' followed by 'its pinkie pie' and 'poop jokes,' with the occasional 'plot twist' and 'horny pinkie as a tank.' Discord was involved too, but it doesn't matter. Pinkie steals the show, in one case, literally.

1115009 dafuq indeed.

What just happened?

I feel so lost that I can't even change where I want to go.

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