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TheSpoopyTechie


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About Me

"Asking Techie what he means by anything just gives him more power" - Krickis

"I'm scared of what goes on in your head sometimes." - Roxylalolcat

Yoinker of Fimfiction's 500,000th story ID!

I Just Want A Comment

Looking for Editors

A buncha kaomojis I made myself.

  • Dabbing ∠(¸◂´)‾‾‾
  • Waving at you o(¬‿^)づ

Flagship/Mainline stories over the years

2015:

EWielder of the Orb: Of Magic and Ponies
A story of teens, evil beings, ponies, and interdimensional escape.
TheSpoopyTechie · 6.2k words  ·  16  7 · 566 views

2015-2016:

TSpacebound Equestria
After a horrible defeat against Sombra, the remaining ponies board the ship 'Equestrian Pride', and head for the heavens above. What awaits them... is held within...
TheSpoopyTechie · 16k words  ·  14  5 · 676 views

2016:

EThe Wielder of the Orb
The Orb - A high condensed ball of pure energy, so powerful that it spans across not just dimensions, but entire UNIVERSES. What may become of Nightshade as she begins her adventures as the Wielder of the Orb?
TheSpoopyTechie · 5.8k words  ·  9  1 · 336 views
EI Think I Summoned a Ponk.
What do I do now?! I just woke up, and all of a sudden, there's a freaky pink pony in my house! Seriously, please tell me I've gone insane... and the world just ended, too.
TheSpoopyTechie · 18k words  ·  67  13 · 2k views
TEquestria Forever
In a world where nothing is left but war and fear, a precious handful of people, together with the few remaining ponies, strives to bring back the world they once knew...
TheSpoopyTechie · 7.6k words  ·  15  7 · 470 views

2016-2017:

ETwilight Finds Herself in Generation 1.
That's pretty much all there is to it, aside from chaos. There'll be QUITE a lotta chaos...
TheSpoopyTechie · 8.2k words  ·  84  17 · 2.2k views

2016-2018:

TLab Horse
A filly lives in a lab. She's lived in that lab all her life. The lab just happens to be on Earth. She wants to go home.
TheSpoopyTechie · 25k words  ·  77  9 · 1.5k views
ESpace Horse
Gadget has finally completed her portal back to Equestria. Except... that's not where the portal leads.
TheSpoopyTechie · 9.4k words  ·  35  4 · 734 views
EEquestrian Human
A filly once lived in a lab. That lab happened to be on Earth. She wanted to go home. She never knew what to expect.
TheSpoopyTechie · 17k words  ·  23  8 · 691 views
EShattered Rainbow
Rainbow Dash: The filly that never had a chance.
TheSpoopyTechie · 8.8k words  ·  26  3 · 741 views

2016-Present:

EWhat If...
A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions.
TheSpoopyTechie · 104k words  ·  324  41 · 5.5k views

2017-2019:

EPony-Me™ (2017)
What happens when you realize that your life is a simulation? Well, you put the headset back on.
TheSpoopyTechie · 74k words  ·  308  18 · 5.1k views

2019-2020:

EInto Equestria (Legacy Edition)
Sometimes, you just need a place to escape to. Sometimes, there isn't a choice.
TheSpoopyTechie · 6.5k words  ·  12  4 · 377 views
EInto Equestria
What do you do when the line between simulation and reality blurs? You put the headset on, of course.
TheSpoopyTechie · 11k words  ·  27  6 · 369 views

2019-2020:

TWorlds Reset
The world she once knew is gone, replaced by an infinite canvas.
TheSpoopyTechie · 11k words  ·  29  3 · 452 views

2020:

TSunbeam
Twilight Sparkle has stepped down. This is how Equestria crumbled.
TheSpoopyTechie · 22k words  ·  38  8 · 579 views

2020-Present:

ESplintershard
Once upon a time, Equestria flourished. That time is now long-gone.
TheSpoopyTechie · 66k words  ·  56  7 · 753 views
EPony-Me™
What happens when you realize that your life is a simulation? Well, you put the headset back on.
TheSpoopyTechie · 17k words  ·  93  9 · 1.1k views

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Read my latest flagship!

Pony-Me™


Twilight thought it was all so real-- the crisp morning air, the warmth of the rising sun, the ponies that went about their day-- it all seemed real to her. Yet, with the breaking of a single connection, everything comes crashing down, leaving a very confused girl wearing a VR headset.

Maybe she can still relog.


Preread by Thunderous, Babroniedad, EverfreePony, and No name 13. Formerly preread by Doggyshakespeare and JetXPegasusWWN.

Cover art drawn in collaboration between Momoruuu and myself.

Based off of a chapter from What If...?

A total rewrite of the original Pony-Me™.

COOL PATREON PEEPS

Story Stats

Writing progress
❖ Active
❖ Inactive

Upcoming status
❖ Work started
❖ Planning & Concepts
❖ Consideration

Flagships:
Splintershard (Arc 4|2 being written.)
Pony-Me™

Secondaries:
*tumbleweed noises*

Upcoming:
Super-secret Tonkus-verse thing pulling story ideas both old and new in to construct a sci-fi/fantasy adventure that's totally not an isekai because nobody actually dies in order to get to the fantasy world and--

Shelvedededededdsssididsededs:
Worlds Reset
None shall know of the third alt.
Lab Horse: Redux
Wielder of the Orb: Third Time's the Charm

Complete:
Sunbeam

Active Stories
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Oct
19th
2021

You knew it was coming. ;) · 7:13am 15 hours ago

Have a little snippet from the upcoming Ruins chapter below the break. :raritywink:

MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE FOLLOWING: Chapter title, Fluttershy meeting Hitch

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Weird story titles, names, and things I might write (feel free to use any of these yourself!)

SUDDENLY, WATERMELON!

How to Summon Dark Lord (Tirek/Fluttershy/whatever character or OC)

A Story in Which Everything and Everyone is a Cliche Idiot of Generic Stupidity

"Treef"
In which a tree is a thief. Why? Why not?

Approaching Infinity

A Perfect World Cannot Exist.

The Angry Birds crossover nobody asked for or needed

Pitfall

Now do you know how to know what to now?

You've heard of Cinderella, now enter Blender-Smella!

Overdramatic. Opportunistic. Optimistic. Forever.

Twelve Years 'till Midnight

Lists

I See Me

Webkinz crossover (Or, I GOTTA RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN...)

This (really) Shouldn't Work.

The quest to send Celestia hurtling into the sun

By My Own Design
If Twilight can't make new friends, she'll just MAKE them...

Slappety
Probably would be a successor to my long line of one-shot trollfics, honestly.

Something about Celestia being a server admin and Equestria is literally just a chatroom or something like that

Edgelords LLC. - exactly what it sounds like.

Never/Again - two perspectives of a situation

Face/Less

Un/Masked

Whispernot

Pick A Universe - a story about someone who intentionally displaces themselves over and over just to get out of a situation

February Snow

I am (quite literally) radioactive and y'all best stay away from me.

Clip-on ties and a side of fries

The Dog's Blood - think something along the lines of Violet Evergarden's backstory.

Lonely Eternity - Celestia and Luna, long-since retired and removed from Equestrian society, ponder the rest of eternity. Maybe someone pays them a visit.

Horse in the Snow - Flurry Heart reflects on the past and the present as the sole ruler of the Crystal Empire.

Twilight Sparkle claps the cheeks!

Sweetie sets a banana on fire (and other totally normal things)

Strands - something, something, messing with the strands of fate and consequence. Main character is able to enter a dream-like world where they can see and manipulate the fates of those immediately around them, which are visible as strings that connect people/ponies, places, actions, and more.

Blink and you'll miss it
Wink and you'll miss it
Think and you'll miss it

The Council of Y. E. E. T.

My not very interesting life, and the slightly-more interesting consequences of owning a cursed diary.

Celestia sneezes, promptly ending the world and everything on it.

Hear Me. - likely a one-shot, one-on-one story focusing on only two characters' interactions.

Noooo, Trixie doesn't want to be bread! - Nooooooo!

Jack of no trades, master of all - Celestia or some other ruler tries to get a job on the side of ruling the nation.

The Second Surge

Picture Me in Neon Colors

The Lonely Pianist

Worth - a look into what one is worth, be it material or otherwise.

The Half-Chain Rose

Professional Unprofessional

Re:discover - a child one day begins to talk about a previous life, though they themselves are unsure of who they are talking about. This prompts a worldwide search leading to the discovery of a long-forgotten body and legacy.

Life In Boxes (Takes place after Pony-Me, and explores the various uses people have for the simulations)

Goddess Inkarnate

The Spark

Brain in a jar

Under the False Sky

These nights we share

Make me my girlfriend/marefriend/boyfriend/coltfriend! (A wish is granted, turning character into the opposite gender and sending them to a parallel universe to become their own SO. What happens instead, however, is a quest to put things back to normal.)

Live Through - almost like Splintershard in a way, focusing on the aspect of dying and reincarnation in someone else's body, while that other person is still alive and conscious. Focuses on the titular concept, rather than the wider story. Could feasibly be merged into an existing story if needed.

H O N S E

Have a screm.

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3088216
There’s not much I can say, it’s best to experience it yourself

3088213
I'm on it!
3088214
Oh? Tell me more, please.

3088213
There is actually a tag on Ao3 called Crack Taken Seriously

3088211
Right, I have to go now. Time to write a crackfic...

3088204
Tis possible. When I write crackfics, they are grammatically correct and make (almost) perfect sense.

3088200
Thanks! :pinkiehappy: Now to decide if this is going to be a crackfic or something actually half-serious...

The quest to send Celestia hurtling into the sun

Can I use this?

Quick, take his name while he has it changed!

Hi Techie! How are you?

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