It's true, you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Simultaneously able to type 94 wpm and still take five years to finish a story. If you're feeling generous, throw a ko-fi at me.

the pleb formerly known as doccular

Other than a Cybertronian writing utensil, I am an avid brony that is partial to writing novice-level stories whenever an idea pops into my head, whether I like it, or not. It's mostly the latter.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

"You think you know me..."

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

Fimfic's favorite painkiller, editorial writer for Equestria Daily, and a blog author for Equestria After Dark.

Writer of stories!

I just want to have my head patted.

If I ever get good at Rocket League, I'll change my name to Terra Score-a.

Love has no desire but to fulfill itself. To melt and be like a running brook that sings its melody to the night. To wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving