You now face godlike judgement. May it extend eternally.

Feel free to contact me about whatever.

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Just another semi-successful clop writer

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

I'm Canadian!

The man without a plan.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

I am an inspiring writer and the best way to practice my writing is by writing fanfics. My favorite shippings are Fluttercord and Darzotl,(daring do and ahuizotl)

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

"Any religion that allows or commands you to pass judgement on, convert by force, or kill another human being is not a religion that serves any interpretation of any God or Gods above." Unknown

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

Sometimes, I mash my face against a keyboard, and stories come out. Sometimes, they're even good.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.