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"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

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Spike feels like a Dragon without purpose and without anything to offer his friends. He leaves Ponyville without warning his friends, in an attempt to find his purpose on his own.
Princess Luna finds Spike and shows him the nightmares that his friends have been having in his absence, in an attempt to convince him to return to Ponyville of his own free will. Spike learns that dreams are the quickest road to the heart.
EDIT: 1000+ views! Thank you all so much. I consider this work to be my magnum opus, and I'm glad to see that it received some attention!

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No one ever wants to fight for the Rebels during reenactments of battles from the Equestrian Civil War; they're the bad guys, and they always lose. When Spike is placed on the Rebel side yet again so that Twilight can continue to win, he enlists the help of Starlight Glimmer and several thousand other ponies in launching a protracted reenactment conflict which will finally allow him to prove his worth and triumph over Twilight and the rest of his friends. This story is complete with enough Civil War humor to make Fredricksburg look like Sharpsburg.

A soft Teen rating for tobacco/alcohol use.

Inspired by a wallpaper commission I got from the very talented mourning-dreams (mourning-dreams.deviantart.com).

UPDATE: Featured on front page of Fimfiction, 5/19/16! Thank you all so much!
UPDATE: 3k+ Views! Thanks so much, and remember to check out the sequel, General George S. Dragon!

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Follow Detective Ten Zero Zero ("Zero"), Detective Code Blue, and a cast of noteworthy characters as they investigate homicides for the Cincinneighti Police Department, and learn a lot more about each other. They have sworn to protect ponykind, but the ideal and the reality may not always be the same.
Teen for gore, serious subject matter, and occasional use of hard language.

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Spike has always liked Rarity, and Rarity finally seems to like Spike back. Spike is planning his move, but a stranger has a few words of wisdom for Spike before he goes through with asking Rarity out.

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The locally-famous DJ-PON3 just needs to snuggle after her stressful shows. Your OC is happy to oblige her, but such actions often lead to unforeseen consequences; consequences which bring your OC to places of power he'd never imagined.
This is a very fluffy story; mostly cuddling, just with some extra intrigue to add to plot details!

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A winning lottery ticket is the perfect excuse for taking a ridiculously long international vacation. Wave Function knows this, and decides to take his best friend, the actress Dolce Tempo, on a trip around the world, from Equestria to far away lands. Will the reader be charmed by the duo's laughable antics? Struggle to cope with the feels? Or be horribly, horribly insulted by gratuitous amounts of "harmless" stereotyping? Perhaps All of the Above?
...Or Maybe just offended by stereotyping. Whatever.
A "Spiritual successor", although not a direct sequel, to my story "Clueless"

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When a violent rainstorm in Ponyville traps the scientist Wave Function with his best friend Dolce Tempo, will he notice the signs she's dropping? Probably not. He's a scientist, after all. Tertiary Protein Structures are way different than mares.

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