Only mostly dead.

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Definitely gonna write the thing... tomorrow.

Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.

Just an old school hybrid spaceship/pony writing some stories.

"Fanfic [has] been on the decline since the Aeneid." --Anonymous poster 18/03/15

Not really big on fanfic writing, but when I'm in the mood I'll jot something down from time to time. I'd much rather frequent sites like YouTube, DeviantArt, and Facebook

Loving husband and proud daddy of two girls

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.