"Pulling a Mordecai" (verb) - The act of never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.

"Just take those old records off the shelf, I'll sit and listen to 'em by myself." Just your average friend that likes ponies, good music and write horse words.

I am a brony and have been a fan of mlp for 3 years now

Official pimp for the undead, I put the fun in funeral, I put the laughter in manslaughter and I put the hot in psychotic. But I don't put the sane in insane.

Suh dudes

Hello, my name is Johnathon759

I am general Kristonal Prime and my clone identification number is CG-7979-56 i am a clone general and the leader of the 599th sky corps. but you can call me general or sir.

A Storybook Story, by Harwick on DA. Please visit the artist's page! http://harwicks-art.deviantart.com/

War is hell, peace is heaven. Neither shall be without one or the other.

My favorite heros are villians.

Young, Clueless, a dragon with hunger for a hoard of knowledge but my hoard is to be spread with friends, families and more.

SJW Attack Survival Guide

Sometimes the best qualities are the ones that go unnoticed.

I've got a weakness for cute things. But is it really a weakness, really?

I love getting feedback and constructive criticism. Please feel free to comment. If you take the time to comment, I will take the time to respond.

This thing all things devours: om nom nom nom nom.

It's one thing to create/throw already-established characters in a story of some kind. It's another thing to develop those characters, regardless of the situation they're in.

I'm a guy who likes to see stories that are different from the actual series.

There ain't no rakes on the grape train!

If i like your stories i'll favorite

May 13th 1986-October 23rd 2015 Taken far to soon.

i like the ponies since 2013 and have no regrets

Just here to admire the work ethic of earth ponies

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An enigma even to myself. I am lost, yet i know exactly where I am at all times.

... and the reason is to be with your friends!

In it for the porn and the fanfics, also clopfics cuz why not best of both worlds? Sunbutt is love, Sunbutt is life

Bow down to Chrysalis... or pay the consequences

Just a simple guy who likes to read stories hopes to write some of his own, one day

she/her they/them, reader more than writer these days.