I do be writing. You do be reading

Sunset Shimmer is my dream girl.

Reality is relative, logic is a lie, and God prefers Thinmints over Tagalongs.

Canon x OC, that's my specialty, both in art and in MLP stories

When faced with the evils of this world, happiness can give you the foundation to bear it, sadness gives you the wisdom to acknowledge it, and anger gives you the strength to oppose it!

Got ninety-nine stories and only one ain't smut. Cheers!

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

Discovered ponies December 2013

MLPG Write-man Relic

What to do with my life now

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019

George Carlin is my favorite "philosopher." Lyra is best pony. Raindrops is best pegasus. Sunset Shimmer is best human.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Dedicated to clopfics of anykind, and I can only hope you and the rest of my readers, enjoy what I have written, and will write.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....