• Member Since 17th Mar, 2016
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Ruddy Quill

Got ninety-nine stories and only one ain't smut. Cheers!

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Oh, good, you’ve finally woken up! I was wondering when you would. Allow me to introduce myself. The name’s Eris, goddess of chaos lol and harmony friendship! and I-

What, you say that sounds stupid? Chaos and harmony are completely different? Well, ha ha, there is a long and boring story behind that, but I don’t have the time to tell it. After all, I’ve waited so long for someone of your bearing and… demeanor to arrive, and it wouldn’t do to delay your story for ancient tales and pointless digression.

…well, maybe just a little. Now where’d I put that rubber chicken and bottle of lube… ah! I’ve gone off topic again; my apologies, a little quirk of mine. Hard to focus when you see in twelve dimensions all the seeing eyes beyond the fourth and the past, present, and future all try to beat each other up with pool noodles.

Hmm? You seem confused. No, no, that won’t do at all! You need to be ready, for this is the beginning of your story! So many chapters ahead of you – riches to claim, beasts to defeat, damsels to save l-lewd... Oh? Aa~heeheehee~! So you’re that kind of spirit! Oh, I am going to have so much fun unf~ with you~!

…hmm? Oh, nothing, just a little peek at some future pages. What, blushing, me? …well, perhaps a bit. Oh, don’t do make a goddess who don't need no man embarrass herself maybe a little you rogue master~ !

I’m you supposed will to do that play to with you me~

Hmm… I like that look such a qtπ on you face. It makes me so very… tingly deep in my core. Very well, let’s begin! A new chapter of your life begins. What happens is completely up to you, though I wouldn’t deny you if you asked me to play along.

So…? What are you going to do first?

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