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The opposite was promised to her, but she still stayed young while her friends got older and older. Twilight Sparkle worst fears had come true, and she would indeed outlive her friends. But life had to go on, and Princess Twilight Sparkle overcome her fear and married the most elegant unicorn in the world, and the love of her life. Rarity Belle.

Now, some hundred years after Rarity's death, Twilight is still grieving. The alabaster unicorn had promised to always be with her and Twilight believed her...

But there was something fishy about her death. Something that... didn't quite match. Something she never got the explanation for back then. However, the truth is far more worse than anypony could expect. Because sometimes, love survives even death itself, and love makes us do really, really stupid things.

Rated teen for cussing and the blood, oh sweet Celestia, the blood!


The first chapters are edited by DerpiusHoovicus2., who did a wonderful job and made huge improvements on the story.

And yes, this is indeed inspired by/a tribute to/ripping off Monochromatic, whose story "injuring eternity" made a huge impact. please notice me senpai...

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Rough Private, oldest kid of Flash Sentry and Sunset Shimmer is 16. He's a teenager in love and not really sure how to deal with it. And so he asks his dad. And the answer he gets is an insight in his father's teenage years, and a lesson to take to heart.


Rated teen for some innuendos.

This story is slightly inspired by Sunset's Request by Jay-the-brony but mostly a quick joke. Unedited, and written while listening to Weezer.

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Desperate situations bring out the worst in ponies. Sunset knew from experience that the same was true about humans. However, she had no idea how far people would go, how far she would go...
...before she fought with Trixie over the last Ice Cream sandwich in the bag.

Inspired by the cover picture by Uotapo and written in three hours on a train. Sorry, but I just had to!

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"The war of the suns is an unique war. Lasting barely a year, it's one of the shortest in our history. But in spite of this, it is also the one having the greatest impact on our society, as it brought the end to the Queens reign and bore way for the Empress, as well as the completely unique effect that a public movement caused the restorement of the bloodline.

While the history off the war of the sun is is well known, the origin and reason for the conflict is still somewhat held in darkness. And just as so, the very end of the conflict, the final hours, have until now been a secret.

I have been given acess to the royal archives, I have interweived many of thepeople who were around at the time, and my position earned me a special moment with the Empress herself.

The story won't be made justice as a simple history text, and I have therefore taken the liberty of a slight dramatition. I can only hope you'll find it as fascinating as I did, and that you see our glorious history in a new light.

Canterlot 7th of july 1072 ATF.
HRH Queen Twilight S-S"

Authors notes: this is 1400-europe Equestria, where people have horns and wings.

Slightly rewritten 27th of december 2019. Because reasons.

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Applejack realizes she hasn't seen her friend Rainbow Dash in a while. Actually, quite a while. A couple of weeks to be honest. Yeah, actually a month. So, she decides to go and have a little chat with her, as a good friend would. Just to check, nothing more. She did look a little sad last time she saw her and ... actually, she looked like a trainwreck.

However, Rainbow claims there is nothing wrong with her.

Nothing at all.

Really, it's nothing.

NOTHING! *CRUNCH*

Dialogue only, because I wanted to try it. Cover by Artypaints, who made this piece inspired by the story. My first fanart! WOOOO!

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Set in the EqG-verse, past Rainbow Rocks (and ignoring Equestria games)

Twilight has been thinking. There is something about Rarity that doesn't make sense. Something that's not for real.

That Trottingham accent... it can't be genuine.

And this day, she asks the question. And Rarity answers, and NOONE could have guessed what happened next.

This is neither edited nor proofread. It's just a silly little thing I wanted out of my mind. The idea came from reading Persona EG, yesterdays chapter.

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Ever since she was a little girl, Fluttershy wanted to be a vampire. Strong, independent, majestic and graceful. For years, she kept her wish a secret, drowning herself in vampire lore; books, movies, and cosplaying. But deep down, she still wished that all the costumes and tales were real, and that one day... She'd become one with her dream.

But when she accidentily blurts out her secret at a sleep-over, to everyones dismay or gloating, the whole idea seems to vanish into thin air. And in that moment, when everything hit rock bottom... opportunity seems to knock on her door.

But maybe, just maybe, there are some wishes that is best kept unfulfilled...

Takes place in the EqG-universe, some six months after Rainbow Rocks.

The poor thing that has to deal with my bad spelling and non-existing grammar is Nopony Important, Proofreader and multi-instrumentalist.

Cover pic by Quizia. A bit misleading I know, no fruit bats in this one! But I just loved that picture.

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The break-up letter. Sometimes the end, sometimes not. But always the thing that changes everything.

Being the written equivalent of the long distance missile, you charge the letter with as much hatred, dissapointment and feelings that you have, and send it away, with the sole purpose of causing so much damage as possible. To make the other pony understand how much they hurt you, and hoping that they will hurt almost as much, or more.

But in one way, the letter is superiour to the missile. While the missile only hits once, the letter will be there and readable many times, causing more damage for every time it is read.

This is a break-up letter from a relationship between Octavia Melody and Vinyl Scratch.

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Hi, I'm Benjamin. Benji, as my friends call me.

I'm the average family guy, 85% straight, married. Drives a cab for a living.

I...uhm... Well...

I'm married to a pony. Pinkie Pie. We have four foals. Rose petal, Hurricane, Summer and Toffee.

That should be the perfect life.

That SHOULD be the perfect life.


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Anthro, because it works best for me. Proofread (and edited) by NOPONY IMPORTANT. She did a great job, and deserves a big credit.

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Set in Equestria Girls-universe.

Twilight Sparkle is making a visit to Sunset Shimmer when she discovers a new threat to the world. But what can one single pony/girl do against such a powerful enemy as this?

It wants your obedience. It wants your love. It wants your money. It wants food and presents.

CHRISTMAS IS COMING TOMORROW! ...Are you prepared or will you face its wrath?


This story is an homage to Tove Jansson, artist and author of Moomin. 100 years old 2014!
Edited and Gordon Ramsayed by Nopony Important.

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