A voice is telling Twilight to build a cottage cheese laser.

But she's not having any of it.

Edited by PegasusMesa!

Iron Will's goats have been coming to work punched.

He intends to get to the bottom of this.

Edited by Dubs Rewatcher!

Fic reading by M E Lovecolt!

On her way back from the market, Rarity saw the most horrible thing and now has to right this dreadful wrong!

Preread by Rainedash!

Dramatic Reading by scorpion1m!

Celestia speaks with her sister about the events that transpired the previous evening.

Celestia invites Twilight over to help her plan for the next Grand Galloping Gala.

Twilight raises some questions about Celestia's plans.

Twilight is troubled to find an open book on Rarity's head when she goes to help Rarity fit a dress.

Should she tell her?

When Trouble Shoes takes on Rodeo Clowning for the first time, his destiny is realized.

After Adagio sends her a message through Sunset's journal, Twilight crosses the portal to meet with her.

Edited by Derpator, Rainedash, and Bad_Seed_72!

Now in Spanish!

Art graciously provided by SkycatcherEQ!

Rainbow Dash walks in on Twilight pondering her existence.

Like, really pondering her existence.

Preread by Rainedash!

Youtube Reading by Wander MD!

Teleology—the explanation of phenomena by the purpose they serve rather than by postulated causes.

Roger Schwartz is a newcomer to Equestria. The only issue with that is that everything in Equestria has a reason for existing. A purpose.

What is Roger's purpose?

Edited by Bad_Seed_72!

Preread by Rainedash!