Remain consistent with being inconsistent; be inconsistent with remaining consistent...

[shitposting loudly]

Sorry to say that I'm going to be doing nothing more than reading when and if I'm ever on here. See the blog on my user page for slightly more info. Arrivederci..

I believe that the most dangerous weapon to man is a silver tongue.

;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

Doing it wrong everyday.

Male. Los Angeles, California. Hmm. I have a WPM of 65. Meh. Occasionally arts. Lord of Dorkness's #1 fan. User #26976. inb4 Crossover

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Who needs sleep when you've been dead inside for years? :)

Retired, but I still check in.

That Minnesotan guy who has quickly gone from being a common brony to being an avid reader and editor, primarily for CommissarAJ and the amazing Price of Loyalty writers.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

i like fanfiction

I am a amateur at writing but hey that dont mean much I will still try my hardest to write stuff that will hopefully be good. I am open to criticism and will always try to reply to any queries.