"If you don't know what you want, then it really doesn't matter which road you take." -Cheshire Cat
I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".
Come closer, I don't bite...unless you're into that.
"Write to please just one person. If you open a window and make love to the world, so to speak, your story will get pneumonia." - Kurt Vonnegut. Currently accepting commissions!
Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.
"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
Who needs the Thieves Guild when you have the Internet?