Fate fell short

It's hip to be square

I started being a brony by the age of 18 (not now...)

Aka Dr Massey, Paradox, Tiff the Cliff, Cannon Ninja. Rule Britannia!

Hi. I'm just some guy, you know.

Your face shall follow all.

Showing you the darker, more realistic side of MLP in my writing. Smoking, swearing and being a bastard, but that's nothing new with me. Got a cigarette?

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

Been writing since I could read. I haven't done fan fiction in a long time, but at the urging of my friend, I've made a few FIMfics, and now I can't stop.

I am inevitable. I am... destiny. I am Smooze and I hunger.

I believe that the most dangerous weapon to man is a silver tongue.

I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.

Welcome to the madness. And remember, goats are like sheep. If you shoot a waffle, I hate forks.

KFP-Empleado.

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xbox live name is Camanderbadass

I'm a 15 year old jackass

I will follow you all

I may write fan fiction on my own one day, but for now, I run an art blog on Tumblr!

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?