Writer of fics large and small

Convention Runner, Statistician, and lover of all things Soarburn

In the end, I hope you had the time of your life.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

I write MLP stories that don't feel like MLP stories. I like to call them polished poop. Sit down and stay a while!

I write horse words.

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Moved on.

Is that a terrorist?!?

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

Just a wannabe screenwriter who happens to have a fascination with pony fanfiction.

A brony who's got a Master's in Physics.

Author of "Filly Fooling," "Cuddling," and "Spread."

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

Damn, I wish I could read.

A Young Homosexual Alone in The Corner, Crying – Suttree, Cormac McCarthy.

No longer in use

I finally figured out how to put this thing on my profile. This is the best thing to happen to me since Princess Celestia teleported me to Equestria so that I could romance her student and sister.