• Member Since 28th Nov, 2012
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ANONGLADJE


Professional donkey fluffer

Comments ( 192 )

You're a liar if you say this didn't make your dick twitch.

0/10. My jimmies remain firmly unrustled. Next time, don't make your trollfic so blatantly obvious. Better yet, skip the trollfic and write a story that's actually entertaining.

What I wanna know is: Why? Why does everyone have something against Twilight?

I'm not sure why this warranted a second chapter. The first was plenty bad enough.

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“She took a book and ripped it up. And by ripped it up I mean she put it through a paper shredder.” But then why didn't you just say that in the first place?!

Also, story is bad and you should feel bad.

Interesting plot, but why all the hate on Twilight? :twilightangry2:

1699569
Wow, jimmies. So original.
1699573
Because she has a dildo on her head.
1699584
I'm glad you liked it.
1699590
That was the gayest comment I've ever read.
1699596
You came?
1699597
Because fuck you, that's why. To both questions.
1699624
The greatest MLP fanfic of all time.

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1699641 You're such a rebel.

:twilightoops:

"Spike?"

"Yes Twilight?"

"I think I'll stay off the internet for a while."

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“Then they raped her for 600 hours straight.” 600 hours is nearly a month. I demand to know how this is possible! Do ponies have amazing stamina that allows then to rape for months at a time with no break?


Scientific evidence would be appreciated, thank you.

Being someone that holds Twilight on a golden pedestal, I must ask.

Why hate the mare that pretty much runs around saving Equestria from the shit Celestia forgot to deal with years ago, with her friends?

I couldn't even get past the first few sentences.

You need some help, dood.

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Apparently she has a dildo on her head, which is the cause of... all this... to begin with.

1699706 I gotta say...people have started to send in more Twilight-Hate fics ever since Season 3 started...it makes me a sad Prinny, dood.:fluttercry:

Well. This was certainly something that was written.

And, that's about all that can be said for it.

1699641
I'll include more in the next chapters.
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SHE'S CHAINED UP IN THE LIBRARY WHILE SPIKE RAPES HER IN THE ASS. SHE DOESN'T HAVE A COMPUTER. :facehoof: USE LOGIC.
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Yes. I have plenty of video evidence. I will upload it ASAP.
1699692
BECAUSE HER CUTIE MARK KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A FRACTAL OF GOATSE.
1699706
Now you're getting it.

1699724
It has nothing to do with Season 3. I hate Twilight because she gets vaginal lubricant all over all the books in the library and that's just disgusting.
1699725
Something tells me you came.

1699724

Wow, really? I hear what you're saying, Twilight is one of my favourite characters...

1699741 :rainbowhuh: I dunno if I got this figured out, but:
A) I don't think that looks like Twilight Cutie Mark at all...looks like four trees grown close to a pit hole with a mini-black hole within it. also reminds me of the Heart of Fear from World of Warcraft (cause I decided to give you even more ammo to hit me with in your reply)
B) Not nice to call people names.
C) I think Twilight would have a heart attack if she spills milk near a book, forget vaginal lube.
D) I dunno why I am doing this to protect my favorite fictional animal.
E) You made a account under 4 hours ago.

So a new question arises...why do people troll? I don't get how people find amusement in other people's grief...it's not really saying it's "smart" it's pretty much being a jerk for the sake of being a jerk from what I see. So if you can please, tell me why people troll others? is it over a dare? is it because they find amusement over it? Are they getting paid to do it? What, dood? And I don't mean just you, dood. I mean like all the people that like to do this.

I do thank you for the correct tags, though.

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So a new question arises...why so serious?

1699794 Because I don't like not knowing why people troll, it's enrages and fascinates me. But in all seriousness, I'm just butt-hurt at all the Anti-Twilight lately, dood.

1699798
I know you're butthurt. I can tell. I'm not trolling, guy. This is completely serious.

That was the single best thing I have ever read. Bravo!

Clearly OP knows the story is trash. I mean, you do, right? But God damn if it didn't make for a great comment thread!

I take of my hat to you sir. Well played.

Guys give him a break its his first fiction so take it easy. he is very new so let just say hes bad for now and ones he gets better a better maybe he can be one of the top writers. I believe in him

And then a comment complained that anon used too many "thens". And then the commentator got his own little fanfic where he was tortured by ponies. And then he felt like he he didn't use enough "thens" to prove his point, so he made a filler sentence. And then he made another. And then he made another. And then, anon made the CMC go cupcakes on the commentator.

What did i just read, you know what.
FUCK LOGIC Im done with life.

1699741

something tells me that, you my good friend, are, and idiot, and i should lock you in a room that has mutants from Chernobyl, and, then give you to the Cybermen.

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MY GREAT AUNT DIED IN CHERNOBYL HOW DARE YOU JOKE ABOUT IT

Hahaha funny.... Guess you have a fucked-up mind too. :unsuresweetie:

Yep. Best fanfic EVAR!!

well this was better than the last 3 chapters.
i changed my vote to a thumbs down though
you're getting boring, yo

Any chance you'll have Spike rape Rarity for all of the work he did for her while receiving nothing but empty compliments after all this time? And have both of them thoroughly enjoy it?

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Your a boring cum rag you fuck.
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I wrote that exact story but the mods wouldn't let me submit it. Maybe I'll submit it was a separate chapter of this instead.

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This edition I laughed to.

Applejack fucked Dash so hard her guts fell out. But it's fine because she put them back in, so Dash would survive more rape torture.

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So then I pulled the spoon out of her and exposed my penis, which was very erect because I'm a sadist and I love to hurt living creatures and see the psychological damage I cause them.

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Now I see why a lot of people disliked this. :ajbemused: It's a bunch of horseshit that makes no sense whatsoever. :rainbowhuh:
C'mon, anongladje. :facehoof: If you're going to make a clopfic, at least make it worth orgasming (<----- may not be a word, but it is now, fuckers :flutterrage:), not some lame bullshit where ponies get nearly raped to death. :facehoof: Is this your way of clopping? :rainbowhuh: 'Cause I know that this isn't for me. :fluttershbad:

"Please! No! I'm a good filly! I'm a good filly!" she sobbed as I put the rope around her neck. "I want mommy, and daddy, and Fluttershy..."
Smiling as Dashie started to cry tears of despair, I said, "You're never going to see your family and your friends again. I'm going to bring you down to my basement, and I'm going to rape you whenever I feel like it."
So I did.
And then I went out and fagraped the narrator of My Little Dashie in the butt because I could.

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