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I'm that one guy who refuses to put a capital letter at the start of his user name.

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Luna finds a glitch in her new game, and has perhaps one of the most messed up reactions in history.

I wrote this to help deal with some of the horrendous writers block I've been experiencing and to satisfy my unhealthy cravings for violence. Enjoy.

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haha call me crazy but i find this a very amusing story!!! :rainbowlaugh:

This was actually enjoyable to read. Very descriptive and detailed for how short it was and that it is a one-shot story is. I say bravo sir.

:rainbowlaugh: somehow, I can see Luna doing this

1875754 She does seem like the type to overreact, doesn't she?

1875730 Thank you, I always appreciate positive feedback:twilightsheepish:

1875707 Don't worry, it just shows that you have a nice, healthy bloodlust. :pinkiecrazy:

"If I can't FIND NPCs to slaughter, I'll MAKE NPCs to slaughter!" :pinkiecrazy:

What the heck, they may not be Charles Dickens, but I enjoy all these "Luna does a thing" stories. They're cute even when she's mass murdering.

That was so stupid. I loved it so.

1875951 Stupidity is a beautiful, beautiful thing.

I don't even- oh look, there's Luna, maybe she can explain what the fuck happen- GRAHHRFBEURJJP0IJFRDI *gets ripped in half by chain gun*
"HUZZAH!!"

"I HAVE IT! I HAVE MODERN WARMARE 2!" she bellowed in the royal Canterlot voice, shaking the very foundations of the castle.

The CEO of Tyrenarch's Equestrian branch sat snugly in his comfy chair, typing an email to his wife on his laptop which he had set up on his desk.

>Modern Warfare 2 spin-off (I think you're around 3 years late, Luna.)

>Treyarch spin-off

>implying Treyarch made the Modern Warfare series

Also, that's a game crash, and it's nowhere near a glitch (unless she caused it somehow). It's probably a computer problem; maybe needs better RAM or a better graphics card or something. Therefore, she murdered a pony for no reason at all.

Also, major meh. Could have been better; not very entertaining, and not much of an interesting plot. Though, no point in going out of your way to fix everything now, eh?

that was carzy. now luna will get her ass turn inside out by her sister.

yous hould make more like these.
or how celestia responds (1 vs 1 war?).

FOR LUNA!!!!!
*taps a app button on my pistol and my pistol turns into a large gigantic big magazined lazor cannon named'LAZORS FIRERER 9000000'*
*kills all the people.*
ME:F**K YEAH!!!!!!

>1875984
*burst in with 'LAZORS FIRERER 9000000' adn shoots luna's head off*
"REVENGE!"

1875998 Fair enough. Thanks for pointing out the mistakes and all, I'll take it into account in my next story. Also, I have no idea who made the Modern Warfare games, so I just went ahead and thought 'well hey, treyarch have squeezed out a few, may as well just use them'. And on further note, thanks for telling me that it's more likely a RAM error which screwed up Luna's game, it'll be hilarious when she finds out she slaughtered a bunch of innocent civillians for absolutely no reason.

I be a luna fan, author's note. I don not be angered by this story, more like humored.
... :facehoof:Oh god why.

Hmp, not even close to real grimedark gore. Need more suffering and...Like Cheerile's graden, 120 days of Blueblood.

Blah, you wasn't shooting for that, never mind.
I like grimedarks too much...

1891395 *looks up Cheerilie's Garden and 120 Days of Blueblood* Oh dear god.

It's... beautiful!

Hey look violence does solve problems! (i mean violence and your writer's block):ajsmug::ajsmug::ajsmug::flutterrage::flutterrage::flutterrage::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::rainbowdetermined2::rainbowdetermined2::rainbowdetermined2:

also, about the author's comment, luna is my favorite princess and i think this was funny to be honest, mainly because this fits the molestia/gamer luna blog on tumblr. but, overall amazing story!:pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

Overall: LOL
Also what GoldenEagle159 said, more likely comcrash, than real glitch. Probably simple restart would fixed it.
An error tho. You made a mistake with step six, and didn't write step seven. It should be:

Step one: acquire game.
Step two: put game in computer.
Step three: take a whiff of the manual.
Step four: enjoy the following high.
Step five: play game.
Step six: ???
Step seven: profit.

2023046 God damn my ignorance of the sixth sacred step:ajsleepy:

Oh damn it Luna, you got some real gamer rage!:rainbowderp:

luna you forgot one part the breech and the clear.

She devoted no less than five hours per day to her gaming habit (six, if it was a Saturday)

And that translates to "Yeah i guess i like video games."

Seriously, ONLY six hours?! THATS NOTHING!

she devoted no less than five hours a day to her gaming habit (six if it was a Saturday)

I agree with the last guy, that is some serious BS! I spend at least 10 hours on weekends gaming, 5 on weekdays, and I FUCKING LOVE GAMES. Peace.
:derpytongue2: happy national derpy day (march 1) 2015 everypony! Celebrate the muffins!

5685044 10 hours on weekends? You start at 10AM and finish at 8?
Jesus Christ, that's actually kind of impressive.

5685400 you better believe it is broseph :moustache:

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