I'm a human-shaped ogre, and I write stories with our ogrelord Shrek. My only religion is ogre and my only politics have layers. I write stories that try to comprehend the native equines of the magical land of Equestria. I know I'll never figure them out, but its fun to try!
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Shrek Singlehandedly Stops a Conversion Bureau Invasion Shrek's gaming session is interrupted by Princess Celestia who reveals her special plan to "save" Shrek's world from its own people. It ends in gratuitous violence.. 3,029 words · 64 · 4
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Don't worry, I won't reveal anything.
Tread lightly, Chatty. This is my swamp.