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Pinkamena666


Just a dude who writes mainly clop with some action and some GrimDark on the side. Also, If you don’t like futa, you may have a bad time here :P ;)

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Serial Killers don't have friends! :ajbemused:

Because they be the ones that actually murder them. :facehoof:

Equestria Expanded Universe #15
Human #1

What is this suppose to mean?

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It's the 15th story in the "Equestria Expanded Universe" and it's the 1st story set in the Human universe.

Very Dextery, I like. Hopefully Pinkamena will wise up and target people that're less likely to be missed, like that Birch guy

This is really good so far and what's the name of the artist that made the cover picture(s)?

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All are from derpibooru
Pinkamena - tzc
Twilight - artist:sakamotokuuuun
Rainbow Dash - you'll have to search for "editor:sammykun" since that pic was AI-generated
Sunset - conrad-hauser

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Thanks and can't wait for more of your great writing 😊

"Terrific," the cop beamed. "Your last-minute blood donation really saved his life."

Pinkamena, you owe that woman the best damn dance you've ever given in your entire career - can't get get much better than having a cop vouch for you.

Also, I'm not gonna snitch, but you need to age up AJ if she's getting a dance, maybe make everyone 20 or 21, since a lot of clubs have the 21+ age limit?

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I meant FimFiction's rules about characters needing to be 18+ if they do the horizontal mambo.

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Fixed, I think. I just deleted the mention of her birthday.

"Ah, Canterlot University?" He asked. Pinkie nodded. "Got a son there. Nice school."

Oh no, don't tell me....

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Not Birch. I just chose son because I didn't want it to seem like this universe was made up of 90% females. I actually had "daughter" typed out first before I changed it to "son".

Anyone got links to the images used in the cover art?

I suppose it doesn't take a genius to figure out from the spicy coveart, that Gilda would end up as the next in the long line of Pinkie's sexual conquests. For now, I guess Pinkie's looking for a bodyguard, or maybe a decoy if some unsavory type comes looking for her. It would go something like "Those girls sure were smart to learn self-defense, too bad for this guy." "But why target this room? Think he was one of Gilda's enemies?" "Heck, who ISN'T Gilda's enemy? Not one person I interviewed had a kind word to say about her."


She's probably gonna get a real hard time from that detective, for just happening to be the first on scene to a murder/arson attempt.

The woman behind her counter eyed her as she scanned her outfit. "Patient's name?"

"Gilda. Just Gilda."

Why doesn't she have a last name? Is it part of the wanting to separate herself from her abusive family?

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I honestly couldn’t think of a good one but that makes sense.

11511647 This is a funny scenario I thought up

"Gilda, you can't just go around without a last name, you're gonna run into all sorts of problems on legal documents & stuff. Heck, you can't get even get a job at a strip club without proof of identity."

"So, what I just make up a new last name?"

"Sure. How about Radner?"

"Pass, that sounds like someone's great-great aunt from Lower Manhatten."

"It's a cool name, it starts with 'Rad.'"

"Rad... Yeah I like it. Wait, this isn't some kinda prank designed to communicate that all is forgiven, but that I should watch my back because you can get me in ways I'd never even think of?"

"Nooooo, of course not."

==One Saturday Night Live rerun later===

"PINKIE PIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!"

I hope Shy doesn't get too clingy, to the point where Pinkie can't sneak around anymore.

If looking for a long term relaitonship in an unfitting place was an olympic sport, Cloudchaser would get the gold.

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Bramble is a prime example of me coming up with a character as I was writing the chapter and loving them so much it caused the story to become longer. Another example of this is Vinegar in Shrill & Trill and Black Heart and Minty Fresh in Chrysalis.

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