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ThePeer


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I lived in these woods for 80 years, and they have come to get me once again. I saw a bright light flash in the woods, I quickly grabbed my rifle, and prepared to kill them again.





Music I listened to while writing this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViDy4Y_QqI4

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Uh-huh...

So this guy thinks lavender unicorns are germans...

Pffft, good thing he died. He's stupid!

:ajbemused: The whole bunch of them were burned and wrecked, Not a twig left standing. Not a living thing left! it was all ash and smoke.
:facehoof: Spike wasted the whole planet
:rainbowderp:
:pinkiegasp: All those years waiting
:fluttercry: Only for a jack wagon to do something stupid
:flutterrage: Sic em Discord!
:ajsleepy: Don't blame Spike one bit.

I loved it, and the unknown of a magicless twilight trapped on Earth with the idea that they are savage killers, Damn it needs a sequel!

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Well you know he is a wittle bit insane and traumatized from war and shit

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It is an interesting concept, although if I ever make a story about twilight trapped on earth, it probably won't be related to this story

Fuck, that’s sad.

11498792 Spike went Spikezilla... and then wandered over to Japan! NOW WE KNOW!!! :pinkiegasp:

11498882 Bah, my grandfather would smack him upside the head. Grandpa was the ULTRA warrior. He was friggin' King Bradley all up the enemy's face, charging with TWO submachine guns and strafing entire regiments. In New Guinea, he dragged an antitank gun around and took out 3 Japanese light tanks all by himself to prevent a rout.

He was such an overwhelming badass that a Japanese general surrendered to him and presented my grandfather with his family katana, declaring that my grandfather fought as if he held the spirit of a samurai.

Dude was built like Captain America, and even at age 85 his handshake felt like it would crush every bone in your hand.

AND THIS LITTLE WHINY BABY BREAKS DOWN AND SHOOTS LITTLE UNICORNS?! UNFORGIVABLE!!! (ALONDRO RIPS INTO THE STORY WITH HIS GOD-LIKE DEUS EX SELF-INSERT POWERS, RAISES THE GUY FROM THE DEAD SO HE CAN SLAP THE GUY AROUND FOR HIS GRANDFATHER'S SAKE!!)

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:duck: 🎼 🎶 Oh no there goes Tokyo 🎶 Go Go Spikezilla! 🎵
:moustache: Woar!

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Oh, I am not saying the guy is good or justifying what he did, Guy is a psychopath who was killing people in the woods for years before Twilight showed up. That whole german thing is just how he justified it in his head.

Also props to your Grand Dad, God damn legend
American hero o7

11499506 We even have a book where his contributions are mentioned. He was also in the Korean War, and received a letter of commendation from the head of the Korean Army for his contributions. We have that too.

He was actually supposed to receive the Medal of Honor for that tank battle, but the paperwork got lost. When at a military function, a 4-star general who knew him asked where the medal was, and found out he hadn't received it, the general wanted to redo the papers at once! My grandfather's response, "I didn't fight so someone could wipe my ass for me."

THAT is a hero.

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