Flash Of A Reflection

by Moproblems Moharmoney

Heal Thyself

"We do not approve of this, physician!" Princess Luna growled, her bodies ticks telling me more than the mares mouth ever could.

She knew it was necessary, believed me implicitly, even. The infuriating Alicorn just didn't want to do it, though.

"As your therapist-" I said softly, voice still audible in my temporary office within Canterlot Castle, "-I think it'll be good for you. Focus on the here and now, not some 'wider destiny', you'll also get to reconnect with your- "

"Yes, yes, the serfs."

"Subjects…" I whined, having already warned her several times in the past. If her eyes rolled any harder, they'd have shot out of her sockets by now.

She hummed from a moment, before her face became a familiar scowl.

"Can I merely not have the turf brought to me? It's certainly within the royal peroga-why are you laughing? You said 'Touch grass', no?"

Author's Note:

Prompt - "Heres The Plan"

Comments

[FanOfMostEverything]

I wonder if the equine idiom is "Go eat grass," or if that's more of an insult than a reminder to get back in touch with the outside world.

[Cerulean Blue]

11831922

Could very well be a perspective thing, if eating grass is their most basic foodgroup.

i.e. "Go eat grass" because you're too poor to buy different foods, or "Go eat grass" because all ponies can live on it, regardless of race or social stature.

[woggs123]

Serf and Turf!