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You have a list of tasks that must be completed, no matter how high the cost or sacrifice involved. The ends shall justify the means, no matter how harsh or cruel your methods. It's for science!!!!
The task you have chosen today is seemingly simple: Boop your boyfriend Discord. He surely won't mind, right?
An entry for the Fluff and Humor categories of the "A Thousand Words" contest.

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Hillbe

Hillbe #1 · Apr 21st, 2022 · · ·

GET YOUR OWN DISCORD!
Miss Shy will have you eaten by a bear

FanOfMostEverything

FanOfMostEverything #2 · Jun 7th, 2022 · 1 · ·

“You don’t have ghosts, do you?” he asked his hostess.
“No, no cryptids here today…”

I love the implication that Fluttershy does sometimes host ghosts.

In any case, lovely bit of silliness. Fluttershy joining in on the fun was a delightful addition; these two are wonderfully bad influences on her. Thank you for this and best of luck in the judging.

Black--Soul

Black--Soul #3 · Jun 25th, 2022 · · ·

Nothing can be explained... What absolute nonesence...
Discord probably loves it

Nice little story

Bicyclette

Bicyclette #4 · Jul 12th, 2022 · · ·

It was true, morning in Ponyville shimmered, morning in Ponyville shone.

aww, just like the song!

“Sorry, Anon, we don’t have time for your awesome backstory, we’re going to be late to class!” Scootaloo called with a wave goodbye.

haha rekt

“Sure, Anon, Sure…” the Beaster Bunny replied through expression.

hehe, that is a fun nickname for the awful beast! and he has a point, too. Anon has a skill issue

The corners of Fluttershy’s mouth turned up. “You know Tuesday Tea isn’t until 2, right? Are you going to stay here all day?”

ah, of course, Fluttershy's propensity toward regularly scheduled teas with annoying extradimensional visitors, that scans!

“Ooh. He isn’t going to like this…” Fluttershy said with a mischievous grin. “You should probably hide. I’ll go get tea ready…”

hehe, love this subversion of expectations with Fluttershy being in on it, as she is wont to do sometimes

Silky brown fur made all the lusher by regular baths in the finest of chocolate milk.

haha, never thought of it that way, but i am glad that is doing something for somebody!

A massive paw, all the better to hug you with! Toe beans included. ^^

paww, so true!

And his stupid sexy handsome face. Those eyes that were hypnotic without the aid of magic and could convey looks of amazing tenderness or wicked mischief.

well i am completely sold now. i am unironically an Anon x Discord shipper from this point forward!

OK, you could gush until the cows came home (and had, as the friendly bovines kept teasing you about), but you were on a mission!

ehehe, that is a literal expression in Equestria

His head snapped around, and you froze, hugging the underside of the table like a giant fleshy spider.

ehehe that is the most disturbing way to describe that!

Inch by inch, you reached closer, taking the opportunity to lightly breathe on the back of his neck.

ahaha, that is the cherry on the top of the cake! just gotta spook Discord a bit first to make it all the more delicious

“With annotations by Discord P. Sullivan: expert on the species.”

hehe, that is a silly full name for Discord! and love how this fills in the gaps of Discord and Anon's relationship, with Discord having deliberately shared with Anon more about himself. making this the culmination of a fun game between all three of the characters here, very nice

“Hmm. When properly Booped, a Draconequus becomes immobilized, similar to when a kitten is carried by its mother. Undoubtedly, had this weakness been known before this, the history of Equestria would have been quite different.

aww, that is just so fitting as a weakness of this strange species that i love it and want to adopt it as canon

This requires further careful, intimate study in a controlled environment. Is there perhaps a cure for this Achilles’s Heel? In the name of science, I must test a hypothesis.”
You kissed him. He sat up and groaned. “Love you babe!” you called.

and the perfect way to end it

dang, i never would have thought that i would actually have a ship that i ship that involves Anon x anything other than a tire iron, but this perfect mix of silly and fluffy and fun really did the trick in selling it to me! this was a great experience of a kind that i never would have expected to have, which is exactly why i read fanfics in the first place. thank you for this!

TheOnlySaneDraconequus