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The Cowardly Christian


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Sam and Dean find themselves in the land of Equestria! Facing their greatest challenge yet! Teaching six teen pony girls how to survive the upcoming apocalypse- And NO, they can't just use the 'magic of friendship'. "Kill me now." Grumbles Dean.

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Holy fuck yes moar

I got loads of good laughs from the misadventures Sam and Dean in this chapter and look forward to even more craziness.

Shouldn't Sam be the unicorn and Dean the earth pony?

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Sam is an Earth pony because I've always felt he's the more 'down to earth' of the two, and Dean is a unicorn...because I knew that would annoy him more...

Bonus points for the episode with Gilda. Everyone usually has Gilda dealt with after she bullies Fluttershy. This is the first time I've seen her get her comeuppance while she's mistreating Pinkie.

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Twilight and the rest of her friends just stood in stunned horror as Dean spanked a now Sobbing Applejack...

You kinky son of a bitch

"Hey! little, Pink Bitch! I think I know why your a bitch!" Shouted a furious Dean seeing Diamond Tiara making Applebloom cry.

Dean you fucken mad lad

"If you died tomorrow, would anyone care? If you tripped and broke your stupid neck, Would anyone weep? NO! I bet all the booze in the world that they'd all sing 'Ding, Dong the Pink Bitch is dead! HALLELUJAH, HOLY SHIT!'"

Castiel: ....

Crowley: I'm so proud

She was then treated to the sight of her mentor getting knocked unconscious with a 2x4 wooden plank, "YOUR OBI-WAN KENOBI BS MADE FLUTTERSHY CRY YOU BITCH!" Screamed Dean Winchester.

...don't fuck with Dean Winchester

Comment posted by Blaze StormEST deleted Mar 11th, 2021

Please for the love that is all holy make more. Please!

More please this is hilarious

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