Twilight breathes in some air so that her body can get oxygen.
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Ugh, through her nose? All the cool kids are doing it through their skin nowadays
... So this is a thing why? Cause it's more boring than watching paint dry.
She does sigh a lot, which is essential to maintaining breathing patterns.
Person: Dude, you're so obsessed with Twilight Sparkle. I bet you'd read a story entirely focused on just her breathing!
Me: Nah, what are you talking about? Not even I would read that.
This story:
Me:
Me: Why must you make a liar out of me
Breathing!!! Jojo reference.
Uh, cool, but...
Why?
Are you on drugs?
A story... er class on equestrian breathing. Well I’ll give you points for originality.
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The best kind of drugs.
Please take more.
Then write another story
I don't know what I expected in this story, but somehow, surprisingly, going into intense detail of breathing wasn't it
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Who told you?
I need to find this security breach.
Wait, COOL, does that mean that I'm cool now?
This is the longest form "You are no longer automatically breathing" meme that I have ever seen. I have no idea why I read this as reading about the functioning of organs and body parts always squicks me out.
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Wait, so you're saying that the cool kids have become amphibians?
They don't look like frogs to me.
Can't get more Slice of Life than this.
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Never do Nitrogen, Oxygen, Carbon Dioxide, Argon, Water vapor, Methane, Helium, Krypton, Hydrogen, Xenon, Ozone and Nitrogen Dioxide with traces of Carbon Monoxide and Ammonia, kids.
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Well, some of the girls are pretty cold blooded. And a lot of jocks must be toads due to the warts they have on some of their anatomy
This kind of reminds me of those kids anatomy books, you know, where they kind of cartoonize the basic bodily systems such as this and tell a story about their standard functions so to explain how it works. This feels like that.
That was not a journey I expected to take.
I don’t know why I would have expected anything else.
tl;dr version: https://youtu.be/8MWv5Ma1CQY
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Me: OK! *Dies from not doing oxygen*
Superman: I already stay away from krypton, no need to remind me!
Yep. She sure does.
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Not boring! Everyone doing biology exams is smiling right now because they can pass their exams.
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Exactly.
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Those are good questions.
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Umm...
Random related thoughts:
From chapter 3 of "Three Wishes: The Cutie Mark Crusaders Before They Changed The World"
To which I commented:
Also, while less... technical, there is actually a pretty good story about Pinkie Pie watching paint dry that far predates "Too Many Pinkie Pies". It is mostly Pinkie waxing philosophical in her thoughts inspired by drying paint.
I'm baffled really. Truly Baffled that this is a story and its this long. I applaud you.
Very unusual story, I liked it!