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Dude it is your stalker stealing them
Well he does produce coast magic. Just very little. I'm thinking his plan is to get all the vamponies on his side.
It could be an earth human thing. Just looked it up and you can buy whats called Blood Meal to help revitalize your garden https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/garden-how-to/soil-fertilizers/blood-meal-fertilizer.htm
Mind though this is an animal byproduct but theoretically you can use human blood to help grow plants and seeing this is a world of magic combined with human blood of another world one could grow anything.
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I loved the reaction from Primrose and Vinyl, precisely what I'd been hoping for
Time to get some production started! Although the blood magic mage seems like something that might cause an issue or two. Regardless, I can't wait
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How did you know...?
Nice
That cover art looks like Pusspuss' work.
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he is missing clothes and luna said it in a earlier chapter that someone else likes him
Okay, I’m suuuuper relieved that I’m not the only one having the dilemma of why I love to wear one or two of the comfiest shirts I have in my closet.
I bet the thief is Rarity and she thinks they are trash.
The real question is why pony blood poisons the land after it decomposes.
Blood carries all the good stuff around the body, so it should be a great fertilizer, on the same merit that compost is.
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It is PussPuss.
Yes, talking about growing plants with blood is a totally normal thing.
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He has a stalker?
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Someone else likes him that we may or may not know and he is missing clothes
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Can you give a hint on who it might be if you know?
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I don't know actually
She shivered, trotting in place. “It’s one thing to completely defy the laws of nature once, but now you want to do it again? For what purpose, might I ask?”
My good mare, there is only one answer to that: FOR SCIENCE!!!
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I guess we'll just have to wait and see then.
On the one hand, I'm glad they get to enjoy food again. On the other hand, they're eating raw tomatoes whole. That just registers hard on my personal "ick-o-meter". Disgusting.
Ok really, I lost my shit on this line.
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As I understand it, Luna was trying to imply that Twi loved him and was preggers but wasn't telling him.
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Every tomoto slice you've ever eat on a hamburger was never cooked, and on an aside raw veggies are good fer you.
Now as for thee shirt loss dilemma, mehaps something like this will happen in the future-but with Twi? :3
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Now the real question is, is it a real mutation, as in Will It propagate into more of the same, or does it require blood to get the transformation? Guess we would need to steal one away from the sanguinarians so that we could get some seeds to find out... Good luck with that.
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You assume I eat burgers with tomato slices on them. I don't. (Don't eat burgers very often, though,) I only needed to have that sprung on me once before I started asking about that sort of thing, and just picking them out. I got no beef with eating other veggies raw, in many cases I prefer them that way, but raw tomatoes just make me shudder.
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Well they could always just get the seeds later, after they're...done with them. Many seeds are designed to survive a trip through the digestive system after all
I mean, if they're able to eat they're also probably still able to poop...
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She was mad at the person for not speaking their feelings but did a pinkie promise to not say who it was. Hell he ask was it Celestia but luna said no it wasn't.
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Well I guess we have something in common, as I can't stand raw mushrooms or sometimes even cooked, and I help grow the things! XD
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Could you point me to which chapter and or chapters it was in, in were Luna made that promise and when he asked, so that I may refresh my memory?
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It was when Celestia and him switched bodies
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Now see that's the chapters I'm thinking about, but as I saw it it started with Luna asking a question that I'd interpret as her asking how Twilight was or how he was feeling of becoming a father.
I don't recall her saying anything of having made a P.P. during that, rather on getting the feeling Twi had yet to tell him, so she felt honor bound not to say anything but yet to imply it as much as possible.
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It's probably something to do with magic, or the lack thereof in his case. Magic also tends to follow emotions so in a war with all it's negative emotions boiling over on the field, it's logical that the ground underhoof would be tainted with bad juju. You could almost equate it to a biochemical war that leaves the land corrupted for quite some time and highly unlike towards the good as the natural order is mutated and/or ruined.
Ok, so the blood tomatoes were a success beyond all expectations. The first question is: how much does it cost to produce them? This is fairly complicated, mostly by the unknowns and unknown unknowns, primarily if this is unique to Terrains or if Equus human blood can work too (if so I would try to make sure that that fact doesn't get out, the E. Humans are already being exploited enough without adding that option to the table).
Second: How many Sanguine Ponies are there out there? I imagine Vinyl could help with that as the Ur-Sanguine.
Third: How much will those Sanguines pay for these fruits / veggies? (I imagine quite a lot.)
Fourth and finally: How hard will it be to distribute them?
Also, since they started with tomatoes, how hard would it be to produce a basic pizza from scratch with bloodied ingredients?
10291381 "Why are you feeding that cow blood?!"
"Mind your business, that's why!"
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Cows are fed the meat from other animals to fatten them up. So feeding them blood wouldn't actually be that much of a stretch. At least they used to be fed that, I think the mad cow disease thing, which was caused by prions in the brains and spinal tissue they were fed, caused stricter laws on what you could force feed cows with.
Octy! Do you not see just how insanely happy your sanguinarian friends are right now??!!
I halfway expect it to go like this next, once they've had a chance to recover themselves:
You know. Or something.
*reads on*
Of course, it could take a while. And maybe that was more something Octy would do if she were the blood drinker in a daze.
I finally am caught up for when a new chapter shows up! Whooo!
Loving this story, am terrified for the trouble, and giddy for the shenanigans that will inevitably befall our human friend. Write on my good sir.
-Noobblue
Jesus, these ponies are stupid! How long ago was it that Twilight learned that just sleeping with the guy left residual chaos magic? This should be obvious by now.
Cut the 'been'
No shit! Besides the small fortune you could make from the vamponies, I'm pretty sure the alchemists would flip at having some new ingredients to play with. Then again, it's probably inevitable that there'd be accidental crossbreeding as wild strains spring up, potentially creating more pockets of Everfree across the land. On yet another hand, what happens if Max donates sperm to humans? Let's get to experimenting!
From an sophisticated and wizened creature of the night... to a shameless glutton in just under a day.
A shirt thief? Oh dear. My first thought was that Pyresteed was making a nest or something, but that would have been noticed by now. Perhaps a stalker?
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Given how Flash Sentry reacted in the last book at the last chapter when he accidentally got a muzzle full of the man's crotch, inhaling a deep waft. His immediate thought was "I must have him." I'm pretty sure he's the stalker given how with one whiff of the man's crotch, he was instantly obsessed. And clothes carry scent from the body. Mind you, ponies have a much stronger sense of smell than humans in this fiction, so it's likely even after washing they still smell like him. But that's just a possibility. I realize it's somewhat flimsy for a theory.
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Indeed. A logical suspect.
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My thought is plant seeds from the new species, but have some grown with water, the others with human, and lastly pony blood. I know in the thing they said "can pony blood mutate the plants like this" and twilight said no. However these plants have already been mutated so logically it doesn't hurt to try and use pony blood to feed the mutated plant.
Which if it works then blood supply problem solved.
And then have your nonmutated specimens done with the blood line to make more seeds and feed the vampires.
Plant one or two of each seed of the various plants and blood line them, not whole packets.
If the new species of tomato grows as effectively with water then neat. If not ok. Same with pony blood set to the new species
Make a small set of cultivars and seed crops. So it may take a year or so to finish experiments before even getting to figuring out larger productiin, even if it is just making greenhouses for all of the vampires houses and setting up the blood delivery system. And we already know that the rich people are going to throw a hissy fit right?
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Finally a sequel.
So far so good.
Can't wait for more chapters.
It will be worth the wait.
What happened to twilight being pregnant or did I miss read that last of the first book.
Just managed to finish Your Human And You and this, within two days. I read the first one ages ago and loved it, but forgot to finish. I absolutely love your way of writing Madmax. And this sequel is absolutely fuckin hilarious mate! And I can’t wait for more!
Cheers lad,
have a good one!
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The most loyal fans make the best fan jokes:)
So let's get the facts straight shall we.
1.the bloodied food equivalents require a fair bit of blood (six IV bags worth for one packet of tomatoes) though we could probably assume it might be 1 to 1 of blood to water.
2.you can not use pony blood or water to bring about this change, water because of its natural state, and pony blood because likely the trace amounts of pony magic interfering and making it a plant killer.
3.terran human blood is confirmed to cause the change, unknown if it is from trace amounts of chaos magic in terrans or the distinct lack of magic in terrans blood mixing with the magical nature of Equestria and thus it's seeds by extension. It's unknown but worth experimenting (try a fairly quick and easy to grow thing?) To see if equestrian human blood can bring about the same results.
4.it is currently unknown if the mutated plants seeds also take on the bloodied properties of the original or if it remains normal seeds.
5.if they do take on mutated properties it is unknown yet if it still specifically requires Terran blood to grow or if by that point you can use alternative means (one control with Terran blood? Then one with pony blood and one with water?)
6.bloodied food tastes terrible to non-sanquines, likely either having a 'ash taste' like what sanquines describe normal food or if it tastes like raw meat (due to blood taste) or not, maybe a test with a carnivorous or omnivore species trying bloodied food?
7.besides the cheese (cheese substitute maybe?) You could make a pizza using just bloodied ingredients.
EXPERIMENTS PEOPLE! THIS MUST BE EXPERIMENTED AND DOCUMENTED!
I wonder if this blood food could serve as a supplement, if not outright replace, a vampire's need to drink blood from the tap.
when are you going to finish the last two chapters of chris's batty family
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I can't write to save my life, so I have to squee through other ponies' stories. I envy you for being around so long. Ever since I became a fan I feel like I'm just playing catch-up so to speak.