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I want to see this happen
Tomatoes.....TOMATOES!!!
Baked ideas are the best and worse ideas you can ever have
This entire could just be max and primrose bring high, and i wouldnt mind
Twilight looked at the list on her table, then turned it sideways to see if it made more sense. "You want me to buy what?"
Ideas while high are much like drunk ideas, bad.
Is this how blood oranges are made?
When I first found this website (2018) i thought stories weren't being made any more but this is the first story I started tracking and you proved me wrong but anyway
LOL can't wait for the next one
(and yes i'm that dumb)
If you think about it we all have a lifetime supply of blood.
What could possibly go wrong?
WHy am I getting updates to a few really good stories late at night Arg! Well no time like the moment to read my life away har har!
An mighty good chapter me hearty, now me needs to see about getting a blunt me self.
Thanks so much for this chapter, Primrose, Avera and Ebony were always my favorite characters. I was so sad for Prim at the end of the last story, I'm glad she's doing better.
Also, with her magic plant powers Ebony should totally be able to make some blood tomatoes. Get to it B!
It's now confirmed to be official. Primrose, and Max are the Cheech & Chong of Equis
For all your information! The fruit named the color. Before the fruit was discovered, everyone called orange just another shade of red. That is why people with orange hair is called redheads.
Just don't get me started carrots, or the toxicity of tomatoes. History is so weird!
Ooh boy, your questions for stoners are hilarious, and I'm gonna take a crack at them off the top of my head. Sorry if these turn out to be wrong!
Does the floor get clean, or the soap get dirty? Both. Both of them diffuse into the other, with dirt spreading from the floor onto the soap, before the soap binds with it to becomes water soluble and washes away.
Which orange came first? Actually it was the fruit! The color is named after the fruit, as before that in english the color was just called a shade of red.
Who put the alphabet in that order? Nobody knows, it is entirely arbitrary. The first alphabet was probably ancient Sumerian, and roughly followed the same order that we're used to. In fact there is a clear progression that can be traced as this Sumerian alphabet traveled to the Greeks, was taken by the Romans, and eventually mutated into modern Western alphabets. However we have no idea why the order was first created.
Why is there a 'd' in fridge, but not in refrigerator? Because "fridge" is not short for refrigerator, but for "FrigidAir", a company that made many early refrigerators.
If you get out of the shower clean, why does your towel get dirty? There are two main reasons for this; 1. The way soap works, it makes oils and things that normally will not dissolve in water do so, but they're still in the water and will be left behind as it evaporates. This residue is part of what you're wiping off onto the towel, and stays after it dries. 2. The air is full of microbes and spores, all of which love a moist surface covered in dead skin cells to eat and to grow on, such as your towel you leave just hanging up. It's minor, but over time this will make the towel dirty even if it only touches clean water.
The thing with the blood flavor may be at least partially psychosomatic: your taste buds still are as sensitive, it's just that your body is looking for different nutrients now so is focusing and highlighting different tastes. I.e. the food tastes the same, but her body is looking for blood now instead.
As an extension on this, the tomatoes idea may work, but I doubt it. Plants are amazingly good filters, so most likely the blood you feed it will just have the water and/or plasma extracted from it to produce perfectly normal tomatoes. Of course, even just plasma-filled tomatoes may taste a lot better to the camping, so it could still be worth trying.
I just found this story last week, and I am so glad I've caught up and you're still updating! Thank you for writing this!
hay i have some promp ideas on my blog if you wunt to use them!
God I love this
By the way, I shall be highly disappointed if I don't get to see the blood tomatoes.
God, I love the comments, and max and rose being stoned as fuck is hilarious.
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That sir is a high quality comment!
I’m looking forward to reading this!
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WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!⚠💣⏳⚕🌪⛈🌊🔥🌋👽🤖☠👻⚠
Damn you, beautiful man! Joking aside, I’m glad that the sequel to one of my favorite (If not outright favorite) stories is out and being developed.
Hehehehe. Twilights gonna come home to a stoned human. That poor logical mare:
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee the saga is continuing!
And I have a hunch on who made that story art...
I wonder if Griffins have found out that their meat animals grow better when fed on plants that are fed on Blood, Fish, and Bone fertiliser? Depends on if Griffins droppings are cats, or guano, or some variation, or if they crunch bones, or any Owl variants swallow the smaller stuff whole etc?
Shouldnt Applejacks pigs , being half a ton, intelligent and vicious, be great at guards for the town, cleaning up rubbish, and helping fertilise the ground etc?
How many trees in Sweet Apple Acres are grown from Pigs loyal to the farm?
That particular scenario sounds familiar. . .
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I’m still wondering why they have pigs in the first place. The only reasons I can come up with are for leather, to feed their pets and maybe griffons as well. Unlike most other farm animals pigs don’t provide other sources of food or services besides their flesh and eating leftover scraps. Which brings us back round to why they have them in the first place. The way I understand it, farmers tend to be rather practical in what they keep around. Something that doesn’t have use doesn’t get kept. In Equestria, where most of the sapient inhabitants are herbivores, pigs don’t really have much use on a farm.
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They could be used for truffle hunting. Not many farmers in the U.S hunt truffles cause the pigs are generally more of a profit themselves, but in Europe some farmera make a good living hunting for truffles to sell to restaurants or food manufactures
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It needed to be said? Plus I think the next chapter is going to have adorable hijinks. I hope.
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Fair point. They likely can’t farm them themselves since not only are they notoriously difficult to get right but they also grow apple trees which isn’t one of the types that support truffles.
On the other hand... if they’re feeling daring, they can probably find quite a bundle in the Everfree Forest. Supposing of course that Zecora hasn’t already cornered that market.
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...Until the prescription runs out.
But I wouldn't mind these two flaffing around ponyville for a bit longer, until the drama llamia shows up.
Regarding oranges, I'd say it's all down to location as different languages have developed simultaneously around the world. The culture near the orange trees would probably have developed the words for the color and fruit simultaneously, but they could just as easily have made two different words. Likewise, a culture without the fruit but with naturally forming orange clay, or something similar, would have the word for the color without the fruit. Basically, it's a nifty zen riddle.
Also, it's the soap that gets dirty. That one's obvious. As is the towel, as the dirt transfers from body to towel.
Or breathE too deep
9801785 I could see them re-enacting this classic C&C bit
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As someone who's name is David and grew up when they were relevant, yes, I know of this skit. I know it very well as I have it told to me repeatedly over the decades.
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How could that be? After all, you're not here, man....
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Welp, my life has meaning again XD jk. Naw but it’s awesome to see this coming back up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clqDkCJs19s
Thank goodness there's a sequel, after the one thing was left on a bit of a cliffhanger I was worried it was all over and a bit sad. Will definitely have to be reading this.
FINALLY I am here!!! After 698,869 words, I am finally caught up with this series thank the maker. Loved every second of it.
.........
Sooooo what now?
Hahahaha, oh nooooo, this is gonna end smashingly.
Well I mean, bloodmeal is a thing for gardening...
“Which orange came first? The color or the fruit?”
The fruit came first. English didn't have the word orange until Europe was introduced to the fruit by, I think, the Mandarins. It's why we say people with orange hair are redheads. We didn't have a word for the color until the introduction of the fruit. Same with the sun, it was described as a reddish-yellow during sunset and sunrise. Then we got the fruit.
I got something for this. Why do we bake cookies but cook bacon?
You gave me a new way to fuck with my stoner friend
9826067 The word entered into English from French l'orenge, which is from its arabic name نارنج (nāranj). Prior to that, (In Middle English) the color was usually refereed to as 'red-gold', (probably) thanks to the French.
Damn fine questions! Absolutely loved em ♡
Why is it so anoying to ask stuff like that if your stoned?
Great chapter
Ones i smoked a waterpipe or whatever its called and one of my buddys didnt warn me it was 'spiked'. No idea what it was but... Fuuuck... The ideas i had were absolutly PRICELESS! 2 days later i wonder how i even come half way up with the shit in the first place
Also... Mint/After Eight Mint with Marshmallow actualy tasted fucking amazing
A pony and a human, high as the fuckin sun, contemplating life's biggest questions..... fuckin priceless lol I want to see where the blood tomatoes lead. Tbh I hope it works.