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Rofl damn good chapter
Press F for respect for Max after what Celestia does to him.
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Oh god Max....
You're really in for it now. Pray you're never switched again.
Max. You are an asshole.
LOL well, was not expecting that
I am not entirely sure how I feel about that, honestly. Yeah, they got switched into the body of each other, but it wasn't malicious. To take someone else's body and administer piercings or tattoos to it against their will goes way beyond a prank. It's a violation of their person.
Whatever revenge Celestia performs on Max, he most definitely deserves it.
In the immortal words of 4 other pranksters, mischief managed. Looking forward to more.
Keep up the good work. Deus tecum.
in the immortal words of mr'popo..
HE DEAD!!!
Well, either we get Gothlestia, or Max will suffer in ways unimaginable to the mortal mind.
I vote for both...
YES!~~
I think Rainbow Dash would definitely approve and I can't wait for Celestia to get her revenge because it will be epic. Wait until Twilight finds out what Max pulled.
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On the other hand the bitch sent the Earth humans back home through the portals without waiting for Max to wake up and actually explain shit like the risks.
So fuck the murderer, she gets what she deserves. Weakest part of that story.
I actually kinda hope Celestia keeps the piercings Live a little!
Honestly though, Max is so doomed, I can't wait to find out what happens...
Somebody's going to the bad place.
And enjoying every step along the way.
lol oh my gosh that ending killed me xD
Bwahahagahag *GASP* Bwahahahahah
Oh she deserve it for not immediately telling ponies. And the fact Luna went along with it...
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To be blunt: Who gives a shit about the humans from earth? I sure as hell don't. I'm frankly hoping the ones that didn't get a boat were dropped into shark infested water two thousand miles from the nearest dry land.
Max just started a very dangerous prank war
Look on the bright side, Sunnybuns: he could have gotten something even more awkward pierced.
Imagine having to sit on that throne all day with one of those, hmm?
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I mean, to just straight up take someone's body, accidental or not, is also pretty out there, imho...
Fuck yes
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It wasn't really taking someone's body. They swapped. Both of them were put into the situation of being in a body they were not familiar with, only Max chose to "modify" Celestia's body in very intimate ways without her concent. I don't think Celestia has done anything to Max's body.
Unless I am misunderstanding what you were trying to say?
Oh my fucking god that's hilarious! Granted, I totally misread the situation and thought that Max bought a dildo and shoved it up his/her butt but this is heckin' funny too.
This was a fun little interlude. Can't wait to see what you've got planned next!
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Normally I'd be inclined to agree with you. But this is Princess Fucking Celestia we're talking about here. She can just undo it with magic should she wish, with no lasting harm done.
That being said, I can't wait for her to exact her revenge...
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He's a Maxhole!
Absolute mad lad
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Not all injuries can be reversed with magic. Max's scars are testimony to that. It's not just the holes for the jewelry that is the problem. It's the violation of her rather intimate parts. Some issues such as "Nature's call" are unavoidable. But the alteration of said intimate areas is another matter entirely. Let's just say that if I ever somehow inadvertently switched bodies with someone, and when I got mine back I found they decided to alter/pierce/whatever ANY of my body without my concent... homicidal does not cover how I would feel.
Pfffftttt!!!
*proceeds to have to clean up expelled tea off the floor*
It wouldn't be Tirek who will destroy the Library this time...
The piercings are revenge for Celestia meddling with Max, I just wish I could remember exactly how she's meddled with him to deserve such a severe retaliation. It would have been less of a dick move to have her private bedroom wallpapered with centerfolds of stallions in lewd positions.
Max has crossed a hard line and he is going to reap the solar whirlwind, smiling all the while.
Max y u gotta be so mean to sunnybutt
The war has begun.
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Ha! That's great. Wait a second...
Oh. My. God. Well, this was a fun story while it lasted, but since Max is gonna die soon, might as well get ready for the end.
Oh yeah, I forgot horses keep those back there. I was thinking something a little further back than that, even.
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Yeah, that's... yeah. It's a bit much. Especially since Max has his own literal scars to know that it isn't fun when someone stabs your body without your consent. The tongue I can sort of see a funny side in, even if it's borderline, but the teats? That's a pretty intimate bodypart to have messed with.
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"Fuck the murderer" is a bit of a wide statement. Are you referring to Celestia, or the Terrans who went out and tried to murder every pony in sight? The only reason there wasn't a field of pony corpses after that last battle was sheer dumb luck and three of them having a conscience and ensuring the wounded survived. Them being send back was a mercy, because if justice had been applied then yes, the ponies who made those Terrans suffer would have been punished, but so would the Terrans. You don't just brush aside attempted mass murder if you want to have justice. Celestia sending the Terrans back was a loophole to prevent them from being punished for their attempted mass murder.
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Ehh, piercings can and do heal over with time, provided you don't put anything new in them and the piercings were small. Which new piercings should be. Plus, it was done the same day - hours before, in fact - so the piercing wounds should still be open. Meaning they can heal even quicker than if scar tissue had had to be formed, as with piercings that have been in for a while.
Celestia can just take the piercings out and have to deal with the chafing and swelling for maybe a week, and everything would go back to normal. A tattoo would have been worse, but this? It's just obnoxious and a dick move, but hardly permanent.
Unless Celestia wants them to be. In which case... she should thank him for widening her experience? No, still a dick move.
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Oh I'm sure it can be healed, it's more the thought behind it though, messing with two of a woman's most intimate parts without her permission is kinda... squicky.
That being said, I think the Glorious Sunbutt retaliation interludes are about to become canon.
Worst chapter imo.
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Celestia.
The whole situation just rubbed me the wrong way, that Celestia refused to acknowledge that her ponies did anything untoward by spaying and neutering sentients, subjecting them to pitfights, and whatever else I'm forgetting, THEN she dumps the survivors on a random spot on Earth WITHOUT waiting for Max to come translate the risks, or even their "crimes". For fucks sake if "Discord manipulated us!" can exonerate her "precious ponies" and the Sisters massacre of her ponies...
Max's biggest sin is his "Fuck you all, I'm banging Twilight!" attitude about all of it, he never even ASKED about the humans.
The whole situation was far too pony-centric.
Edit:Remember Riddick, Celestia's Human Pet? The guy who, after defending himself from a rape attempt by some mare, freaked Celestia out so much she had Starswirl attempt to turn Riddick into a pony? Thus Discord was born, and I can't blame him. Fuck Celestia's specist ass.
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It would kinda funny situation if before Celly removes them, she gets some foreign delegates visiting, who after seeing them by accident, take the piercings as a sign of respect (or something similar positive), due to some cultural thing, which in turn helps greatly in some negotiations.
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Well, yeah... but Max has also had to use the bathroom at some point. And I really hope he cleaned herself too. And the reverse is certainly true. And I may be wrong, but I think those bits fall about higher up on the "privacy and intimacy" threshold. The emotional part isn't there, but the actual, factual reality of the situation means that they're now familiar with eachother in ways that most people never will be.
Don't get me wrong though: still a dick move. And I really want to see the continued prank wars that come of it.
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At no point does she deny that the Terrans were wronged as well though? Because Max did ask about the Terrans after he woke up from being blasted by Luna, and when Max pointed out there are ponies who have their own share of blame in the whole affair, Celestia quite directly stated those ponies would be punished accordingly. Heck, she'd already started long before that, with how she sent the royal guard into a frenzy cracking down on the pit-fighting rings. The ponies involved in this whole affair not being exonerated. If anything, it's the Terrans who got off with a lesser punishment. Let's not forget that the Terrans were damn well aware that not every pony was an evil monster walking the lands. At least three of them had enough sense to know there is a difference between wanting to free those you perceive to be enslaved and the blind vengeance the others were on. Or are we saying that the castle maids who had diddly squat to do with the Terran situation deserved to be murdered?
And if Celestia did decide to wait for Max, how long would she be waiting? Days? Weeks? Months? Nobody had any idea when Max would wake up. Would you agree to leave the Terrans in jail cells for all that time? Just so Max can have his say-so? How is that any more fair to the Terrans than just being transported back home?
Honestly, Celestia is not perfect, and neither was her solution, but sending the Terrans back was the best possible solution given the situation at hand. Max was down and in a coma, with an unknown time on when he'd wake back up. The Terrans were there, and many of them had tried to murder their way across the castle with the intent of overthrowing not just the local government, but the local species as a whole. Likely bloodily so. Something had to be done, and while the humans were wronged, they had also done wrong. They couldn't ask Max for advice because, well, coma, and so they decided to do the next best thing: Communicate their plan as best they could and send the Terrans back where they came from.
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SON OF A BITCH! I thought it was just the tongue piercing! DAMN MAX, YOU GOT STONES!
This cannot end well. Also I understand Luna's respect now.
I hope Twilight enjoys the fee hours she has left with Max before he dies
Hmm, yes. It would appear that this chapter was entirely worth the wait.
How do you manage to outdo yourself every single time, dearest author?
I'm on the fence about this. It's amusing but over the line.
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They should close if the piercings are kept out, so nothing permanent at least
Oh that's what was pierced... I thought they did something else
By Celestia, there are some tight wound SoB's in this comment thread. Guys, it's a piercing for goodness sakes, he didn't go and have her labia trimmed or some shit! Nothing Max did was permanent. Fresh as the piercings are, if Sunbutt takes out the barbells, they'll heal up quickly. Was it a dick move? Sure, you'll get no arguments from me. But 'murderous rage'? Fucking calm your teats.
On the flipside, I want you all to think about something. Max is close enough to Celestia that he's confident she'll take the piercings as a 'joke' - at no point in there did he come across as being in actual fear of Celestia's retaliation. Sounds to me like the problems of the past, are just that, in the past.
RIP Max. It was nice knowing you mate.
Well, I understand that the Crystal Empire is nice this time if year. So maybe Max and Twilight need to go on the lam...I mean a vacation until the heat dies down in Canterlot.
Twilight.exe has stopped working.
Could be worse... Piercelestia's revenge could have been getting Max's d(yay) pierced.