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Some Leech
I...I am a monument to all your sins...
Some Leech
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How the hell do you even pronounce the good Captain's name, anyway?
9306765
I believe it's pronounced like Seh-Lee-No
9306765
suh-LAH-noh
I figured y'all might enjoy some good 'ol bird stuffing this week. Ya know, since it's nearly Thanksgiving!
9306780
Here in Europe we call that Thursday. But jokes aside, thanks.
Not pirate birb! Anything besides pirate birb! I can’t handle that stupid sexy pirate birb...
9306788
You might not be able to handle her, but I'm sure she could handle you. I mean, if you ask her real nice!
9306780
This stuffing you speak of. Is it a family kept secret? cough cough....
9306793
Well, I'll tell you this for free, it's warm and moist!
Heh, she must really want her own ship to go out in public with a cum-bloated belly.
9307101
I mean, she could probably come up with some excuse for the mess. She is in Klugetown, after all...
Can you to a facesitting story next
9306765
I'd always said it 'seh-lah-no'.
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Don't say it's "unimaginable amounts of spunk" if she can still walk at the end.
9307933
Twas a riff on my normal thing. Like, I put some sort of "and WORD FOR EXCESSIVE amounts of WORD FOR SEMEN" as the final kink for a great many of my works! Just consider it a good basting of gravy!
9307939
.....good comparison, but now i dont think i'll be able to put gravy on my turkey at dinner with a straight face.
9307958
You think this is bad? Wait until the Christmas season.
So many inappropriate jokes to be had!!!
9307959
oh god.....stocking stuffing and eggnog........yule logs......candy canes...........the horror.......THE HORROR
9307962
Delivering gifts out of a fat sack.
Cumming down chimneys.
Unwrapped gifts.
Yule logs.
Sweet Celestia, these things practically write themselves!
9307963
......i dont know why, but i'm picturing your equestria's santa as a hermaphroditic reindeer. she still has a sleigh pulled by other reindeer, they're all just naked in bondage harnesses.
9307969
Well, to be fair, there are reindeer as canon now. Who knows! Maybe Aurora, Bori, and Alice will deposit gifts for all the good stallions and mares of Ponyville. But first, they'd have to make sure who was naughty...
Nice to see some pirate birb clop. Seriously though Celaeno is a great character and I like this clopfic a lot.
That beakjob though...Quite sexy and most excellent.
Hey body must have been real busty and lusty in this Fimfic, I love it🤑
9307981
Think you could make one with Celaeno and Capper?