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this is the only EqG fic and the only Sunshit Shitmer fic i've ever enjoyed reading
downvoted.
It's not the unexpected dick, or the butter that gets me. It's eating the dick butter.
What's butterdicking?
that ending made me fall out of my chair.
What the actual fuck did I just read?
Is the author okay?
i read this story to find out what this butterdicking is, now im not sure i wanted to know. can i die now?
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i hope not. otherwise they have some serious exsplaining to do.
Equirection? Ehh that sounds worse. And if you squint, it looks likes enquirection. I guess that’s an erection you get from enquiring a lot. Like a teacher’s pet version of a boner.
But anyways.
Needed more violence. Needed more Sunset becoming Triple H because SLEDGEHAMMER. Needed more botched pedigrees that turn into accidental piledrivers. Needed more hammer swings and even more gory melon bursting description. I give this story 6/10 Nutter Butters I was able to kind of enjoy eating a hamburger while reading this. It was a McDonald’s An(g)us burger. It was ok I guess.
I still don’t understand what the dick butterdicking is. All I can imagine is Sunset Shimmy wriggling and writhing in a bowl of creamy melted butter. And me being turned off from movie popcorn from here on out.
This fic made me hate popcorn. By that’s ok, for chips are the superior junk food. Until they make butter favoured chips. I’ll swear off chips if they make those.
Upvote and fave.
Fuck popcorn. Chips 4 life.