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modern english, luna
not that shakespearean crap
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What, can't remember how Luna speaks? I'd go back and watch a few episodes if I were you.
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I lolled pretty hard at that ending.
Kind of depressing that Shining Armor and Cadance won't ever have kids, and he doesn't even know it.
5799817
Eh, he probably knows.
>Rated Mature
>Sex, SoL
>WARNING: This story contains F/F sex and incestuous situations. Read at your own risk!
o rly?
I- uh, okay. What's the point of prompting that question if the answer is given away a second later anyway?
poor shining.
5799979 Because reasons!
This is a new idea to me, and I love it!
5800362 Uhhhhh...
*Windows error sound*
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5798782 shakespearean luna is best luna
what about twilight. poor spike
Pfffffftttttt
5800509 Nice pic by the way! Is it Spitfire? Shes kinda cute with that almost confused expression!
5800593 even years later, after the destruction of the crystal palace, rotting in his prison cell, Shining Armor saw Princess Cadance in his dreams every night
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pino floyde is a character...
5798782
that's how she speaks, and I like it.
5800923
he just got TIREKT.
5800562 ...Or a manage a trois with Shining and Cadance....
...Hell, maybe a four way!
5799979
Be aware that when I wrote this description, I was basically starving myself so I could enjoy a glorious feast while watching Wrestlemania 31. My mind was functioning at like 1/3rd capacity.
In addition: it's a crappy clopfic. Is anyone really going to care about the intricacies of the description? Or are they gonna see Moonbutt and Sunbutt kissing and be like "OOH YEAH DAS HOT"
Ugh. Stories like this existing always make me a little sad.
A terrible premise, terribly written, and no redeeming qualities.
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Agreed. There's a reason I created an entirely new account just to post this.
5800613 Thanks! Yeah, it was one of those images where I found and immediately said "This is my new profile picture on Fimfic forever."
5801541 ...and I don't blame you one bit, because I can say I was one of the people that said "OOH YEE, DAS HOT" when I saw this in the Feature box.
Feature box, man. Don't sell yourself short, ever.
I was --of course-- just bugging you from what I said in my previous comment. It meant nothing more than to be a joke, so it's probably not wise to take it as anymore than such.
Also, as of... now, enjoy the second-top spot in the feature box, by the way.
5802196 Even so, one still cannot help but feel bad for poor shiny.
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Don't worry, sweetie pie. I still love you
And thanks, I guess. I'm currently in the middle of writing an actually serious erotic fic for my main account; I can only hope that one goes over as well, even if it's more romance than smut.
5804090 Tfw sweetie pie.
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[X] Sweetie Pie
[ ] Stereotypical Canadian
I think I'm moving up in the que.
Fun Read. It's nice to have a story now and then that doesn't take it's self seriously.
Can't say Luna/Celestia dose anything for me but the ending made this a fun read.
What in Equestria is this crap?!
Oh goodness, where do I begin? First off...it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I don't usually have high expectations for shameless clopfics, and your fic did not dissapoint.
This was fun and silly. Not to mention lewd as hell.
I thoroughly (
) enjoyed this. You earn a like. 
Edit: Celestia x Luna forevah!
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Yep. Poor old Shining's gonna definitely feel it for the next few weeks.
I would have thought the cover art and tags made this obvious
Obviously not the Sun.
Are you kidding me? Broccoli Cheddar Soup is the best.
Pinkie clones would beg to differ.
Three and a half inches closer, to be precise.
But, Luna has control over the moon. Can't she just move it?
That's a pretty BS reason for sex. I like it.
Probably not.
Metaphorically, yes.
5800923
Thank you.
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I'd go back and watch Sleepless In Ponyville and For Whom The Sweetie Belle Tolls, if I were you.
...you wrote this in between seasons two and three? Why would you wait this long to post it?
Gotta love phrasing.
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Back when I first wrote it, writing this fic actually made me very ashamed of myself, and ended up leading me into a 1.5-year long case of writer's block, where everything I wrote made me extremely upset with myself. I never even wanted to see this thing again.
In the past few months, I've managed to get myself on a really productive kick. The story I'm working on now is a romance that happens to include a sex scene--as I was writing it, I thought back to this story, and decided to revisit it. Much to my surprise, I wasn't as immediately embarrassed as I once was.
So, I decided to post it. I figure that even if I don't like it, there's bound to be someone who'll get their rocks off on it.
That being said, this isn't the kind of story I want my main account to be associated with. So it gets a new account.
5807260 Wait, so I actually read that correctly? You really did write this in between seasons 2 and three?
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Absolutely. That's why there's no scene with Twilight, and Shining/Cadance still live in Canterlot.
I think there is one word that describes this story HOT. You nearly melted my screen.
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Shining: Ahhhhhhhh!
Crystalguard: For Celestia's sake we have to get in there!
Sergeant: I'm not risking any of you! None of us would get 5 hooves.
Shining: Cadence no not the plunger!
Crystalguard: Luna's teats that sounds bad.
-Crystalguard weeps for their fallen brother-
5798928 Se only speaks that shakespearean crap for one episode
Poor, poor shiny.... fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2014/011/1/6/molestia_by_comeha-d71qbk9.png
And many, many foals were made that day and everypony lived happily ever after...except Shining's dick, which required months of therapy from the best psychologists in the world, which turned out to be a waste of time as soon as Cadence locked them both in their room for a fortnight of sexy times immediately following said therapy. THE END
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Do whatever you'd like, my good friend.
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So? Get over it.
Brain says no...
Penis says yes...
Dilemma...
5912305 Dilemma? I think not.
5949456 Yeah... You're right. I agree with penis.
5950210 XD
Yeah... about that... just... don't, look, down...
5960417 Yeah... He's pretty excited.
5961956 *Whispers* I think he might be a she *Points to your face*.