Well that didn't end how I expected it to. And there I thought I was reading something decent. Shoulda waited for the comments and dislikes to build up first!

I never thought I'd be saying this as a compliment. . . but you, sir, are a sex troll.

986076
Nothing ever ends well for a protagonist in one of Goris' stories. Ever. At all.

Haha love all your stories they are hilarious!

986092 He does this on a regular? The more you know!

GorisTheDeathclaw....see that name and you'll shit brix!

I slamed my head on my metal desk TWICE! but really fml didnt expect it to end like that

reminds me of when... Never mind

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

LOL

Oh god, I feel so sorry for our poor hero! xD

Once again, our hero fails to pleasure himself.

986076 All of his sex stories always ends badly for our hero, some are rather epic.

Sex Troll Master... I laughed SO hard.

wow......heheh, oh man...you make some good stuff GORIS
KEEP IT UP!

986076
why do you hate me i never did anything to you

986374
I'm tempted to change my username to that.

987142 as a clopfic author myself, I sometimes find interest in other erotic stories, I was rather interested in this, but you let me down Gordon! You damn troll!

987149
Oh, come on. What are you complaining about? You got to put your dick in Celestia for about 5 seconds, didn't you?

987161 Bleh, if you want things done, do them yourself!

987172
I just want to say... your stories... they're what motivated me to enter the fanfiction writing profession. I used to read your stories when I was just a little baby deathclaw, and said to my mother deathclaw, "Mama! If only I could write stories like this one day!" And now that day has finally arisen, but my HERO (that's you) has FORSAKEN me.

I'm going to lie in a dark room for the rest of my life now, forever.

(PS: none of the above story is true)

Oh look, another Celestia clopfic....*sees Goris as the author*.....oh hell yes! This is gonna be hilarious!

And it was.

I cannot stress this enough, the poor poor guy.

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Would that all tollfics are actually hilarious like this.

*Expects grimdark Golem!Twilight fanfic*
*Gets Troll Clopfic*

Wotcher, Gorris, allons-y!
Also, to alternate universe me:
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You sir are wonderful. my cousin showed me one of your fics once, I loved it. so here i am laughing my arse off at your hilarious writing (P.S. how do you type with your claws?)

993599
I smash my face into the keyboard until the exact combination of letters I need is typed out.

986076 Orange Fox, this is you releasing the anger of me unfollowing you when you got 100 followers isn't it? I still laugh at that, you released that so I unfollow and give you 99 followers

987186

"MAMA, I'm gonna right erotica some day about magical talking ponies from a childrens kids show!" "FUCK OFF GORIS, YOUR GONNA HUNT DOWN LONE WANDERERS LIKE YOUR FATHER, AND HIS FATHER, AND HIS ROOMMATES BROTHER'S THIRD WIFE, NOW GET THOSE THOUGHTS OUT OF YOUR HEAD!"

And so, you because "inspirational" writer

994388 The head injury would explain your unsensically hillarious plot and low hit points.

986438 And some are rather painful. Remember the diamond piercing?

so close....

994524 Well seeming as i have around 130 now, it doesn't make much of a difference

but yeah i'll be more wary of this guy from now on...

HOLY CRAP, I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!! Haha, awesome story! I don't like to favorite stories, but this was hilarious!

997033
I have to take your side in all this.

997033 But that is not the point, it's the fact that when you released that blog post, I dropped your number under 100. That's the equivilent of giving someone a cupcake only to snatch it away from them for a few seconds. It absolutly fucks with them.

Thankfully, you remain unfollowed by me (and since I'm a bit of an egomaniac, which is why I love RD so) you suck

999530 I'll let my avatar respond to that comment.

999536 GG

I really need to make sure I'm not reading your name when I click on something.

1002779
I have befriended the most INFLUENTIAL MEN IN THE WORLD. We're teaming up to build a robotic hitman who cannot be stopped and can never fail. He will be dispatched to your location shortly. You will not escape this time. Seriously.

I was expecting a "banishing to the moon" ending but this was hilarious!!!!

That was disappointing. I was hoping for something actually... you know.

1002938 Your hitman sucks. He had 4 hours to kill me, I'm still alive.

damn me and my wanting to read anything Celestia related. i'd be so angry if i was the protagonist i would of banished MYSELF to the moon for raging on Celestia that hard.

I normally don't read clop.

Nor do I comment clop.

But man, the stuff you write is too hilarious to pass!

994388 what number keyboard you on now? or is your keyboard metal? in which case.. your face must look like this: images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb57524/silent/images/1/10/Weeping_Bat.png
so umm go to the hospital before you look worse..

PS: notice that there is no dick in the place it should be O.O

1021341 does this include the clop section?

1064771
I'm a deathclaw! My face is super-strong! It has to be so that Vault Dwellers/Chosen Ones/Lone Wanderers/Couriers can shoot me in the face and I'll still survive.

I'm on keyboard number 304. 305 after typing this comment.

I expected him to end on the moon.

999482 he wrote a comedy story just cause u cant fap doesnt mean hes in the wrong