King Sombra steals a car, and he, Queen Chrysalis, Lord Tirek, the Dazzlings, Midnight Sparkle, and the Storm King drive it around quite irresponsibly while planning world domination - or intending to plan world domination, but getting a little distracted. It doesn't end well.
Rated T for drinking and driving. Don't do it at home. Or anywhere else.
Not meant to fit into canon of course, due to major inconsistencies with the show (such as, Sombra, Midnight, and the Storm King being dead, or no cars in Equestria).
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'Kay, that's pretty damn good. If Sombra and Chrysalis ever meet each other in canon, I want that to happen.
Really enjoyed reading the rest too, seemed like a fine depiction of what a band of dysfunctional former villains would do if they tried (And mostly failed) to collaborate. Thanks for writing it!
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I once modified a vector of King Sombra without the cape depicting him with an Escher staircase for a cutie mark (even though he's really a blank flank). I know he'd love those.
Of course Sombra and Chrysalis will never meet in canon coz Sombra's dead, but it is always fun to think about possibilities like that.
How did Tirek fit in the car?
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He didn't have enough power to be as big as he was when he fought Twilight. He was about the size of the Storm King here. Of course it would have still been pretty crowded for Midnight and her humongous wings