ONESHOT: After the events of "It's About Time", Twilight takes it upon herself to figure out a way to travel through time for a longer duration. With a little bit of help from Pinkie, she instead ends up with a complete and total mind-fuck.
This is just a stupid idea I got, and I couldn't even make sense of what I was writing when I was writing it. Feel free to love it, hate it, and/or send me death threats using the comments. WARNING: Your mind may be fucked after reading this. Also, you might feel a slight complete hatred of me. You have been warned.
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Basically an idea I got and churned out in an hour or two. One draft, no rewrites, and it makes no sense at all, even to me. Enjoy.
Seems, interesting? so far. I'll finish reading when I get a chance.
EDIT:
Dafuq was that? You know what, I don't care, it was absolutely hilarious and I just fell over laughing... while cooking... I hurt now thanks to you. But it was worth it!
Whaaaat the fuuuuuuck. Dude, this is mind screwy.
The moral of the story is: if you divide by zero, you're as good as dead.
AmIright?
IbetI'mright.
Ilovetypinglikehisbecauseitnormallymakespeopleutterlyconfused.
The divide by zero conundrum has been debunked for a while now. Higher levels of math of course.
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Is this what all the math teachers warned us about?
Computer: Can't process... Overload emanate
me: Wait what?
Computer: * Breaks*
me: ...................... same here
Luckily I'm like a god at understanding things. I followed through and correctly acknowledged everything in the story.
And @ Prowlex, if you divide by zero and happen to appear in some kind of purgatory of dimensional travel where your thought is all's command, you might actually be as good as god himself. You could produce massive miracles as easy as counting to zero.
Hah! I wasn't sure whether I was completely into this story or not, but as soon as we hit the 'confusing part', I knew I loved it. Hilarious. Nice one!
I cannot stop laughing at this part. You make it sound like Pinkie's a mafia boss or something.
This cracks me up, awesome story.
3202038 *Holding baseball bat* We don't question things around The Pie. Last pony to ask questions had... an "accident."
Well... seems legit
Well, BBJBS, even those with the powers of gods have to be careful when dealing with Pinkie
What interests me most is that whoever wrote this actually hit apon several key notes in the quantum aspect of things, and I know this because I work at NASA on there 4.2 trillion electron volt collider's, and myself have had some pretty fucked up things happened when I accidentally fell into a singularity, and ended up somewhere I shouldn't be, oh and any thing divided by zero = infinity with a infinite exponent, which whoever wrote this was right that it exists in a state of being real and being not, knda like a photon being both a wave and a particle in the same time.
Another thing I noticed in this is that it puts energy into every point in the universe, but on all the quantum hyperjump devices I built only warps energy in a hundred foot radius, and the only type of energy it warps is flux energy which is actually created by the movement of the quantum foam the universe is made of, so this is my last comment.
Ugh... my head.
Author/theoneinthestory: You have been warned.
Yeah yeah...
I understood that.
Where's my septuple whispresso?