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Nugget


"Hi! I'm Nugget, and I'm your friend to the end. Haydeeho! Ha ha ha!"

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I plead the 5th to everything in this story (because I was given this EXACT lecture by more than one family member.....)

Nice story...is there a sequel for any of the other mane 6:duck:

7825551 I'll think about. :pinkiecrazy:

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I think the psych would need therapy after dealing with Pinkie Pie (even Twilight needed it)

“Hello,” the pegasus spoke. “My name is Rainbow Dash, and I am the biggest dumbass in all of Equestria.”

Nah, nah. She's admitting her faults. I can name several ponies who do worse than her and never correct themselves or even learn from their mistakes.

The therapist replied, “Continue, please. No one else, but me, is going to hear this.”

Unless she threatens someone's life I presume.

“Well, HOW IN TARTARUS was that fucking legal?”

Indentured servitude is legal in Equestria, Twilight should have been able to tell the difference. I thought such backwards practices were done in Saddle Arabia, the Old Sheep Hegemony, Zebrica and the goblin nation.

“From what I remember you telling me earlier, you said that Fluttershy sold this pet to you, correct?”
“And?”...
“Did she tell you that tortoises sleep during the winter?”
“No!”

Good work Flutters.

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