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AlucardTheShadow


(Comments are appreciated) Name's Alucard, a shadow living in anthro Equestria with amateur writing skills. Not a 'brony', so I'm only here to give you guys some decent reads.

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"You're lucky it wasn't hard!" "I meant this thing, not my dick!"

That one is STILL funny! :rainbowlaugh:

The ponies better not talk shit about total :trollestia:

And twilights bird better hide too or tourettes guy will wreck her library

HOLY SHIT! I'm so following this!

For some reason i have only heard the name tourettes guy so everytime i hear danny i think of danny devito from its allways sunny in philadelphia now that whould be something danny devito in equstria :rainbowderp:

Next Chapter: The Quest for the Holy Tee Vee! Please use this name!

"What the hell are you doing?!" Danny yelled out as Pinkie started to fall towards Danny with her hooves stretched out wide and the grin remaining on her muzzle before shouting:
"I'm going to fuck you!"

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He shoryuken'd diamond tiara in the face

7412065 Ha ha.

Well actually, he kicked her in the stomach.

HOLY CRAP YOU USED THE NAME I SUGGESTED! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *dies*

"I'll shove a can of pringles up that preacher's ass."

"Oh my, Darling! It must feel good to be in some new attire after so long! Now let me just remove this from your neck and--" Rarity said as she used her magic to unlatched the neck cast.
"NO!!!" Danny immediately cut her out and grappled the cast before reattaching it.
"Oh dear! I'm sorry! I didn't know you needed it that badly!" Rarity apologised with a flustered tone. That was when Sweetie Belle opened the door and entered the boutique.

... I just realized something... THE CAST IS THE SOURCE OF ALL HIS POWER! TAKING IT OFF WILL MAKE HIM NO DIFFERENT THAN ANY OTHER HUMAN BEING! DO IT M80!

....I want to like this.... but I absolutely hate Tourettes guy.... He never had Tourettes. So every time I'm reminded about him, I get pissed off.

Fuck Shakespeare. Fuck Edgar Allan Poe. Fuck Steven King. You are the master or literature.

I love this. Now all we need is a LeafyIsHere story on this site.

Got a bit of a "Of Mice and Men" reference here. That'll show that dick Blueblood:twilightangry2:

With Discord and the Tourette's Guy's father, I bet things are really gonna get crazy:rainbowwild:.

FUCK YOU AND EVERY MALL SANTA THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU!

"Oh shit..."

"Did you forget your wallet?"

"No... Move I gotta shit!"

"Jesus Christ on a wholebread, what the hell happened here?" A new voice entered the scene, Danny and Pinkie looked at the doorway to find a certain Draconeequs, and next to him was an overweight man with a white shirt and black overalls who had a long white beard.

Oh God, yes!!!

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES.

Damn tourettes guy is a bad ass

I think Danny has already turned Pinkie into the Tourettes Pony:pinkiecrazy:. I wonder if when she'll get a dirt mark on her apron in the shape of Mickey Mouse, or whatever the Equestrian version of the character is, and that she'll just refer to it as TIT DIRT:rainbowlaugh:?

Maybe I actually try this story, but to be honest I kind of even hoped that would be a more serious matter in this story, wich the Ponys learning about the problems such a person could have. I just noticed the comedy tag and it is probably more a funny story, which is okay too.

sooooo he has turett or whatever and he is stupid.

If this is more serious then he should habe big probes now.

He ran out of the stage and over to the beer bottle that Trixie had knocked out of his hand, he picked it up and ran back on stage before slamming it onto Trixie's glowing horn, making the bottle shatter in the progress and distract Trixie from her current act.

If he had that much time, he probably wouldn't have needed the bottle.

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