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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

Comments ( 21 )

Indeed? Commence read and analysis.

7061980

Hope you enjoy it.

Waddafuq.

7061987

This story confused you? I like details please.

Oh. Yes.

Sorry. I'm not confused or anything. I only have one possible response: 'Waddafuq.' Not good, nor bad.

Good tale!

"Yes… I clop to Celestia. But I still hate her for taking away my Internet and players from Planetside 2."

KEK

7062140

I hope you didn't take this story too seriously. It's based off the Optimalverse, which is quite dark.

7062148
First rule:
Do not try to take Bendy's stories seriously.

7062161

Did you enjoy it somewhat? Despite the fact the human main character is a psychopath.

7062170
A bit. I just didn't find a things with catch my eyes. Just it not in your stile.

7062189

Thanks. Glad you enjoyed it a bit.

Did a slight edit to Planetside 2 there.

7062438

That's the way to survive alright.

He should have slopped a can of beans in her ass.

That "warning" part of the description should be just "The usual from Bendy"

So, Bendy. I've read a few of your stories over the years. Your style is shall we say, memorably distinctive. So when I finally published one of my own a couple weeks ago, I recognized your name when I saw that you'd made the top comment. Unfortunately you deleted that comment before I could read it.

But in the couple weeks since, you've now published two Optimalverse stories. I can't help but wonder what that deleted comment said. Did I inspire you? :trollestia:

Celestia’s metal heart grew three sizes that day and stopped being a cunt.

Previously her heart was a cunt, despite the fact that she was a program existing only in RAM and lacked physical parts? Upvoted, just for that. And for Heinz Beans.

7063105

It was something along the lines of...

'So a human falls in love with an xenocidal psychopath, who will devour all life in the universe without pity nor mercy. He must be insane.' Was more less what I said.


Did you enjoy my story about an insane human with a lust for beans?


7063421

Glad you enjoyed it. I wanted to reference the Grinch.

7064405

Did you enjoy my story about an insane human with a lust for beans?

It amused me, yes. The beans aspect was an especially nice touch.

Although I suppose the role they filled as the punchline in this story was basically the same role that buttsex tends to fill in many of your other stories. But here, we had both buttsex...and beans. So, kind of like a two for one deal, really. :raritywink:

7064405

Glad you enjoyed it. I wanted to reference the Grinch.

I did, and thanks. I was just trying to be clever, playing with words, as is a bad, bad habit of mine.

The description of the story is basically the description of Clest-A.I.

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