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BoCpony


A music buff from Whidbey Island, Washington. I write fanfics as escapism and amusement.

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"So amazing that I vomited in my mouth a little bit!"
—someone, probably

White button shirt with a collar? Green Pants?

Is she Peter Griffin!?

Why does this have the Comedy tag? It's not funny.

6736460
What? No, I just want that two minutes of my life back.

6736463
Huh. Thought you would've cut yourself on the edge, and wanted to avoid an infection.

Excuse me. The English language called. It demands an apology.

Good grief. What did English Language ever do to you! :raritydespair:

Zot në Qiell, çfarë është ky mut?

6736454 It also has the Romance tag and it isn't romantic.

There are so many babies being involved here. Here, let me count them up for you, dear reader:

Twilight gave birth to the leader's baby

Both had twelve kids together, including fourteen that were adopted and twenty that were found on their door, and that's not counting the fifty Twilight Rainbow gave birth to during Discord's chaotic reign.

(Note: I'll leave out the adopted and doorstep babies for now.)

Together, they had four babies

birthing forty beautiful pink babies

TR giving birth to Flutter's twelve babies

after giving birth to Spitfire's fifty babies

and they had eighty more babies together

So Spitfire had 130 babies with Twilight Rainbow.

She then gave birth to twelve babies.

TR gave birth to forty Rarity babies

TR and Twilight had twenty more babies, including the forty they had the week before.

and she gave birth to Tirek's forty babies in captivity

Together, TR had fifty make up babies each: fifty for Twily, fifty for Spike and fifty for Rarity.

where she and TR had forty babies together

To celebrate, Twilight and Twilight had 400 babies.

The grand total: not counting the fourteen adopted and twenty found on the doorstep, it's an unbelievable, unimpeachable, indispensable, I-can't-believe-able NINE HUNDRED FIFTY-ONE babies.

By the way, I'm pregnant with your babies.

STOP!

STOP!

STOP HAVING BABIES! YOU'RE MAKING THE POPULATION EXPLOSION EVEN WORSE!

6736646 I Have No Clue, But I Think It Physically Made Me Sick.

That might actually be the worst OC ever. Congrats OP

Gave a thumbs up because I'm much too weirded out to do anything else.

6737127 That was what I was aiming for

6739486
You mean to tell us that this was a TROLLFIC?

6740401
You mean to tell me that it wasn't blatantly obvious?

6740401 It was actually a short parody bio that bashed at bad OCs that ended up being a full blown story that bashed at bad OCs, because I wanted to see how absurd I my fanfic could get. It's more blatant in the original ending, which was changed because it involved TR battling the CEO of Hasbro, and that ending wouldnt pass moderation, so it's in a different version of the fic, hence the (Fimfiction Version). I'm surprised nobody noticed.

6736846
YOU ARE A FUCKING CHAMPION.

Looks like my fic has reached its end

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