Shining Armor hates being dragged along on Princess Cadence's decorating sprees. However, when he hears that she's planning on transforming his prized game room and military offices he realizes he has to put his hoof down and may have to resort to unorthodox tactics to convince her otherwise.
Will Shining Armor prevail or will he wind up mired in a world of apricot bows and possibly other frou frou designs?
Tagged sex for the assumptions of certain characters
The song lyrics follow the music of The Dead Kennedys' Holiday in Cambodia
Chapters (1)
You get a like and a favorite for this. Definitely a good laugh.
I loled
TopKek, all hail the Boner King
My only wish is that more fights IRL would end with people rocking out and playing D&D.
Upvoted.
Also, I spotted one typo: the anger you sew sow
6459504 It would be really awesome if they did! Also, I appreciate the heads up on my using the wrong sow. Glad to hear you enjoyed the story!
6459162 If for some reason it got into my head to do some weird pseudo sequel it might just have to be The Boner King Rises Again and have it be about a bunch of "spooky" skeletons!
6459070 The song follows the Dead Kennedys' Holiday in Cambodia
6458647 Then I have succeeded and am happy that I could make you happy!
6458383 Thanks! I appreciate the good vibes! Who did your icon by the way? It's pretty neat looking!
Man I have no idea what the
I just read, but you get an upvote anyway!
6764535 Hey as long as you enjoyed what it was you read that's what matters!
6767745
This is fucking glorious!
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Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it!
Lololol!
Nice story
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Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it!
PERFECT