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Dr. Wily smiled faintly as he worked away in his lab. Dr. Cossack had already given his announcement about how he was using his Robot Masters to take over the world, throwing the gauntlet down to Mega Man to try and stop him. Kalinka and Vinyl were going to be watching him on his efforts to fight the Robot Masters, battling his way through the various stages. However, Wily wasn't really interested in watching Mega Man fight through waves of normal enemies all over again. He would pop out for the actual Robot Master fights, but for now he had something more important to work on.
The basic frame was easy to design. He just used the same basic model used to make Rock and Roll. The customization, however, was more difficult to decide on. He wanted one that Vinyl would immediately identify with as a sibling, but still blend in with humans for when they wanted to go on an outing. He had made the skin pale, as close to making it white as he could without looking unhealthy. The next issue was the hair. It was these human touches that would make him relatable as a member of the family, after all. He did, however, have to mightily resist the urge to give him a tail.
As he was making some decisions regarding coloration, his communicator beeped. "Daddy!" Vinyl called out. "Mega Man's about to fight a Master!"
"Oh?" Wily asked. "Which one?" Given the absence of Freak Mode - Vinyl had offered the cookies, but Mikhail had refused them, as this was about a combat test for his work - Wily wasn't entirely sure he'd go to watch every Master.
"Toad Man!"
Wily dropped his tools. "Be right there!" he called out. He looked forward to how Toad Man would make Mega Man squirm.
He made it to the couch just as Mega Man slid through the final door to Toad Man's chambers, his body glowing with energy. "Huh. Looks like Tom finally finished that chargeable buster," Wily muttered as he sat down, accepting some popcorn from Crash Man.
"Already got the blueprints!" Vinyl called out happily.
"How?"
"I..." Kalinka began. "I believe the proper term is I...hacked them?"
Albert chuckled at that. "Bad influence, Vinyl. Bad influence." He then turned to watch as Toad Man dropped in.
Mega Man braced himself as Toad Man arrived. "Well, aren't you just a juicy morsel?" Toad Man purred. "I could just eat you all up. But your little fairy magic won't do much against me!" Music started playing as Toad Man began to sing his number. He leapt about, trying to land on Mega Man as he sang about his 'Toxic Love', complete with pelvic thrust.
Mega Man slid under the jumps, taking pot shots at Toad Man whenever he had the chance. However, the music truly grated on his ears, as well as the singing. It creeped him out, and it showed in his movements. After taking one heavy hit, he groaned as he got to his feet.
"Oh, is that the best you've got?" Toad Man purred, pulling a cape out of nowhere to hang over his shoulders.
"It would be a lot easier if you stopped singing that song!" Mega Man snapped. "Don't you know any others?"
Toad Man chuckled as he wrapped the cape around himself. New music began playing, and Toad Man started to sing. "How would you do?" he sang out. "You're not much of a foe...dear Mega Man. I'm just a~ little down because...when you came you come across like some...Candy Man."
He began to strut towards Mega Man, causing him to back away quickly, a freaked out look in his eyes.
"Don't get strung out, by the way I walk!" Toad Man sang out. "Don't judge this book by its cover! I may not be...an impressive Man by the light of day..." He wiggled his hips, making Mega Man run to the opposite side of the room. "But by night, I'm one hell of a lover!"
Toad Man turned to face Mega Man, throwing his cape open. He was wearing a black corset with matching panties, stockings, garter belt, gloves, and high heels. None fitted his bulbous frame well, and the makeup he'd managed to apply somehow was even worse. "I'm just a sweet tran-"
"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" Mega Man screamed out, setting the charge function on his buster to overdrive so he could fire an endless stream of charged shots. "Kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it-" Mega Man somehow pulled a flamethrower out of nowhere. "KILL IT WITH FIRE!"
Toad Man's defunct corpse roasted gently as Mega Man curled into the fetal position in one corner, sucking his thumb.
Wily blinked. "I...guess Mega Man just wasn't ready for that much Toad Curry," he joked.
"I like that movie," Kalinka pouted.
Wily raised an eyebrow. "You do?" he asked in shock, surprised Mikhail let such a young girl - especially his own daughter - see it. Admittedly, he probably would let Vinyl watch it if she asked, but still..
"Movie?" Vinyl asked eagerly.
Shrugging, Wily booted it up on the other screen, getting ready to introduce Vinyl - and those Robot Masters still active - to what he considered one of the great modern classics.
By the time Mega Man had made it into the next Robot Master controlled area, the entire group had gotten into the movie in a big way. Wily had pulled out his old Riff Raff costume, Vinyl was wearing an adorable maid outfit with a huge wig as Magenta, Kalinka was dressued in her Columbia costume (which Wily felt was a little much for a seven year old, but she apparently made it herself...), Protoman was dressed as Eddie Ex, Air Man was dressed as Rocky, Crash Man as Dr. Scott, and Wood Man as the Narrator.
"It's just a jump to the left," Wood Man proclaimed, everyone else jumping as instructed.
"And a step to the ri-i-i-ight!" they sang out as they danced.
Before the Time Warp could be completed, however, the first screen alerted them to the fact that Mega Man had reached the second Robot Master, Bright Man.
"Let's do the Time Warp again...later," Air Man suggested as everyone sat down to watch the new fight.
As Mega Man slid into the room, Bright Man dropped into the room. "Well now, Mega Man...you will regret fighting me."
"Doubtful," Mega Man replied, switching to Rain Flush. "I know your weakness." He lifted his arm to launch it into the air.
"Freeze ray!" Bright Man proclaimed, pointing at Mega Man as the bulb of his head flashed brightly.
"Gah!" Mega Man cried out, covering his eyes to shield them as his systems locked up. He winced as he felt several impacts from Bright Man's buster shots. As soon as he could move, he launched the Rain Flush.
"Freeze Ray!" Bright Man shouted again as the rain hit him, making his systems spark as the liquid got onto a few exposed wires. However, he still managed to land several hits.
This exchange continued for a time until Bright Man's bulb broke. "...ow..."
Mega Man grinned. "Looks like you're all washed up now!" Blinking, he groaned. "I can't believe I said that-"
A mettool suddenly leapt up. "BANANA!" it shouted out before pulling out a massive gun.
The resulting explosion destroyed Bright Man, the mettool, the room, a good portion of the area that Bright Man had been in, and Mega Man's buster arm.
Vinyl gasped happily as she floated 'Despicable Me' over to the other screen. She was dressed up as Edith, Kalinka as Agnes, Protoman as Margo (his glare dared anyone to joke about that), Crash Man, Wood Man, and Air Man as Minions, Shadow Man as Dr. Nefario, and Wily had somehow been dressed as Gru when he wasn't looking.
Shrugging, Wily gestured for Vinyl to put the movie in. He knew when he was beaten.
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God, Toad Man is like a spot-on recreation of freaky-deaky pervert Bob, the leader of the Blue Pegasus Guild.
*shudders*
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.
Another enjoyable, if short chapter. Lots of stuff happened, though I think you might've been better saving Toad Man for the next chapter. Still, fighting Toad Curry for the first boss, is hilarious =D
I do believe Mega Mans reaction was appropriate, I'd pull a flamethrower out of nowhere if someone did that to me
*laughed as I slapped my leg* OH MAN! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!!
This chapter was awesome. I can't have been the only one to put on the Time Warp as soon as that little gem came up. GOD I LOVE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!
that's just too funny, and it reminds me of something I watched on youtube.
I can't wait for Vinyl to meet Bass.
This would have been even more epic if you weren't sticking to your post schedule.
Them all imitating 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show' on Halloween would have been a great fit, lol.
Freeze Ray!
In fealty of the God-Emperor, and by the grace of his golden throne, I declare exterminatus upon this world for the existence of this...toad man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h67JpMyrOVE
... Appropriate reaction.
It wouldn't take much to make a Metool Minion. Just some goggles and a little eyework...
Oh, it'd be freakin' adorable violent too. Can't say no to that!
BANANA!!! *blows everything up*
6601644 I heard it was a good film and gave it a try...could not get passed the part Frank N Furt was in Janet's bed....Also Eddie's song was so goddamn annoying I was so glad they got he got the axe.
Poor Mega Man. He just can't seem to go through one game without chalking up another scar on his psyche.
And so we have gathered her today to mourn the loss of my sides. I don't know where they went, but it hurt when they left. Jerks.
6601742 I do believe that's the point. Rocky Horror Picture Show is one of those movies that feels so bad, so absolutely wrong, that it's good. The songs, the characters, the nonsense plot... the kind of crappy ending, it was all pretty much designed to be a good/bad movie. And hey, it had a Meatloaf cameo. I like Meatloaf.
Am I the only one that thought of the attack solar flare when bright man said freeze Ray?
Am I the only one who wonders what Dr. Light's reaction would be to some of the masters?
Shame on all of you for not posting this sooner.
6601742 It helps to watch the movie with people who know all the throw in lines.
It's about two and a half times funnier that way then if you just watch it as a stand alone.
Mega Man's freakout, though
That and the Metool
... Not quite sure what I expected... but I'm incredibly disappointed that you didn't use something like this.
{Mega Man: Hello, I'm Mega Man. It's time to defeat you.
Bright Man: Oh, sorry, I- FREEZE RAY!
*Dodge*
Bright Man: FREEZE RAY FREEZE RAY FREEZE RAY FREEZE RAY FREEZE RAY!!
*Dodge* *Dodge* *Dodge* *Dodge* *Dodge*
Mega Man: You know, you really should announce your moves AFTER you fire them. For example:
*Uses Rain Flush*
Bright Man: *BZZZZZZZT*
Mega Man: Rain Flush!!!!}
ESPECIALLY if your referencing Despicable Me... other than that, it was OK.
6602066
Kinda hard to dodge when 'Freeze Ray' is 'turning on the light bulb to blinding levels to cause your optics to lock up your motor functions'.
6602077 What if you jump?...
... Crap, I hate it when jokes can't be used simply because there's a difference between game logic and "real life".
Another enjoyable chapter. Good job.
6602097 If game logic and life logic were similar, Wily would have made a mega buster-proof robot master. That and mega man would know to shoot at an angle.
6601963 thank you
you are a wonderful person for posting that
I hope the girls watch The Princess Bride next or having a future Robot Master based off that movie.
6602183 It's a shame that "life logic" and life logic are different, too. Otherwise, many aspects of this fic would change... however short it would turn out in the end.
FUCKING FIRE WON"T WORK USE PLASMA
THEN BURN YOUR EYEBALLS
6602234 "I am Robo-Montoya, you killed my mechanical father, Prepare to die!"*pulling out a laser rapier.
6601934 Nope you are not.
Okay what do you have against mega man. The poor guy. I the only reason I think X doesn't go through this is because of Tavi.
But still Toad man funny.
6602426
I have nothing against Mega Man. I just come up with these things.
6602462 then why didn't X have to deal with this before Tavi joined him?
6602509
Because Sigma wasn't raising Octavia.
Do you come with the robots personality and powers or you just copy them?
6602553 Not good enough of an excuse. this Masters are hilarious, and creepy at times.
6602646
I do not understand what you mean.
6602653 I mean if you create the robots from zero, you imagine how they are, how is their personality and powers and put them in the story.
Or they are just from the games and series of megaman?
Also... Do you accept suggestions for robots?
6602680
The Robot Masters - with the exception of ones to be revealed later - are all from the games, although their personalities are ones I've been creating just for this story.
And I already have all original Robot Masters fully planned out.
You did a great job on making toad man, the weakest master ever, seem scary to fight.
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KILL IT WITH FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!
"Lets do the time warp again!"
WHO ORDERED THE ROASTED FROG LEGS????
Amusing chapter, though if the Minion Mets keep popping up it will quickly get annoying.
6601620 Same.
6602234 Sword Man from the eigth game is a good candidate. Sadly there are no rapier using Masters.
oh My Twilight that was hilarious. laughed so hard when they were doing the time warp. now though is Wily's oppinion of it being a modern classic just his oppinion or do you share it to tatsurou?