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I don't know why I wrote this...
5700145 Oh god, that's total genius!
I don't know why.
Or how.
But I just clicked the favourite and thumbs up button.
I think it might've been the sheer 'WTF' factor.
Or the hilarity known as 'The ending'.
All in all, good job, despite the fact it left me confused for like... A whole 30 seconds. XD
5700451 Yeah, thanks mate. I'm surprised anyone actually likes this thing.
I mean, there's actually four upvotes. The heck?
5700457 One of them's mine because I'm pretty weird like that. XD
You have annoyed THE GODDAMN BATMAN with this story
5700469 Oh no, not Batman! What ever will I do?
5700471 i am going to have to take you to Arkham
5700474 No! I have other stories that people like, I swear it! That should balance it out. That should rid me of this crime!
5700145 5700172
Stretch it out a bit and make it a bonus chapter. I suggest making it something other than a penis, to keep the pattern of no actual 'activities' taking place.
5700478 fair enough, but know, THE GODDAMN BATMAN is watching you, I followed you, one mistake, and it's off to arkham for you
ROFL.. wtf?
Have a like just for the sheer randomness of it.
A bonus chapter is coming soon.
I'm feeling trollish.
Alright, bonus chapter is out, and it contains actual clop.
For those reading this for the first time, know that the first chapter is silly as all hell, and intended to be nothing more than a joke chapter.
Heck, this entire story is a joke. But, I wanted to give clop a try, and rather than write an entire new story, I figured I'd just update this one.
Sorry if my clop isn't up to standards. I just feel sooo freaking awkward writing this stuff, it just isn't natural for me.
So, that's why I took a more humorous approach to this thing. I suppose if anyone actually likes this really bad attempt at writing sex, I may actually write a full and proper clop one-shot. I just kind of need encouragement, ya know? I'm new to the whole pony sex world. Heh
6241860 A really bad story...