I don't know why I wrote this...

Twilight sat on her bed fuming for another minute before exclaiming "Bah, I don't need her anyway." and climbing under the sheets. "I can get off fine by myself, thank you very much." She tucked her hooves under the covers and reached down.

Meanwhile, a small tent in the center of her bedspread slowly graduated into a chieftain's teepee.

5700145 Oh god, that's total genius!

I don't know why.
Or how.
But I just clicked the favourite and thumbs up button.
I think it might've been the sheer 'WTF' factor.
Or the hilarity known as 'The ending'.
All in all, good job, despite the fact it left me confused for like... A whole 30 seconds. XD

5700451 Yeah, thanks mate. I'm surprised anyone actually likes this thing.
I mean, there's actually four upvotes. The heck?

5700457 One of them's mine because I'm pretty weird like that. XD

You have annoyed THE GODDAMN BATMAN with this story

5700469 Oh no, not Batman! What ever will I do?

5700471 i am going to have to take you to Arkham

5700474 No! I have other stories that people like, I swear it! That should balance it out. That should rid me of this crime!

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Stretch it out a bit and make it a bonus chapter. I suggest making it something other than a penis, to keep the pattern of no actual 'activities' taking place.

5700478 fair enough, but know, THE GODDAMN BATMAN is watching you, I followed you, one mistake, and it's off to arkham for you

ROFL.. wtf?

Have a like just for the sheer randomness of it.

A bonus chapter is coming soon.

I'm feeling trollish.

What did I just read? I snorted!