Alright, bonus chapter is out, and it contains actual clop.

For those reading this for the first time, know that the first chapter is silly as all hell, and intended to be nothing more than a joke chapter.
Heck, this entire story is a joke. But, I wanted to give clop a try, and rather than write an entire new story, I figured I'd just update this one.

Sorry if my clop isn't up to standards. I just feel sooo freaking awkward writing this stuff, it just isn't natural for me.
So, that's why I took a more humorous approach to this thing. I suppose if anyone actually likes this really bad attempt at writing sex, I may actually write a full and proper clop one-shot. I just kind of need encouragement, ya know? I'm new to the whole pony sex world. Heh

6241860 A really bad story...