• Published 1st Nov 2014
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Ⓑⓤⓣⓣⓞⓝ Ⓜⓐⓢⓗ - Obselescence



Ⓣⓗⓔ Ⓖⓐⓜⓔ: You are Button Mash. You have just woken up. It is time to play a game. Can you beat the final boss and eat all the breakfast? Score of 100 on Metacritic. Over 50 hours of gameplay!

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M.O.M. Interface Active:


"MOOOOOOOM!"


"Button, if the next words out of your mouth
are not 'I'm coming down now,'
I will unleash a wave of death,
such as mortal eyes have never seen,
and never shall live to see again.
A thousand souls will rise from the deep,
screaming as I forge them into my true sword,
and with it I will tear the heavens asunder.
For too long have the stars been idle,
and the mortal world complacent.
But I shall fix that soon enough."


"..."


"Also, I will ground you."


"NEVER MIIIIIIND!"