M.O.M. Interface Active:
"MOOOOOOOM!"
"Button, if the next words out of your mouth
are not 'I'm coming down now,'
I will unleash a wave of death,
such as mortal eyes have never seen,
and never shall live to see again.
A thousand souls will rise from the deep,
screaming as I forge them into my true sword,
and with it I will tear the heavens asunder.
For too long have the stars been idle,
and the mortal world complacent.
But I shall fix that soon enough."
"..."
"Also, I will ground you."
"NEVER MIIIIIIND!"
Mom is terrifying. Holy crap.
MOM. Aka monstrous omnipotent mare
Clearly she has spent too much time hanging out with Tycho.
I want a mom like that.