Then I woke up.
Me: "What a strange dream. Humans as chaglings my god what was I smoking."
Then it hit me.
Me: "Son of bitch, that insect raped my dream."
But still what did she mean by us being equals. I snuck outside in the middle of the night and went down to the mine. Chrysalis was sitting down and she was staring at me.
Me: "You stay out of my dreams!"
Chrysalis: "I only did it to get you to come to me. I enjoy your company, is that to hard to ask for."
Me: "I swear to god I will....Wait a minute, you enjoyed my company?"
Chrysalis: "Yes. I see you as an equal out of respect."
Me: "Respect?"
Chrysalis: "And something more."
Me: "F*ck that, I'm going back to bed."
Chrysalis: "Make out with me."
Me: "What!?"
Chrysalis: "What?"
I swear she is just messing with me at the moment. Well two can play at that game.
Me: "So I heard that Celestia is planing on wiping out the rest of the changlings."
Chrysalis: "What!!!!!"
Got you....
Me: "Yeah, I think it has something to do with using love against them to wreck the purity of the hive."
Chrysalis: "She wouldn't dare!"
I burst out laughing.
Me: "I can't believe you fell for that. She doesn't even know your here."
Chrysalis glared at me.
Me: "Man changlings are so stupid."
Chrysalis: "I'll get you back for this."
Me: "I'll like to see you try."
With that I left.
Chrysalis: "I love you."
Me: "Shut up."
Back in my room I fell asleep again. This time it was an erotic one of....SON OF A BITCH!
The next morning I was sitting on my bed with bags under my eyes. Since Chrysalis liked to F*ck with my dreams I was having a hard time sleeping. I decided to confront her once more.
Me: "STAY OUT OF MY F*CKING DREAMS!"
Chrysalis: "I see you had a nice sleep, why not tell me all about it."
She grinned at me. I was starting to get pissed off with her.
Chrysalis: "It might even turn out to be a date."
Me: "Stop right now, I'll never go out with you so stop trying."
Chrysalis: "Oh come now, you know you can't resist this."
Me: "THAT'S IT DEATH KITTY ATTACK!!!!!!!"
I heard the sound of frantic shuffling from above. Death Kitty then burst through the ceiling sending rubble everywhere. His claws were extended and he landed on Chrysalis' back. His claws dug in and he bit her hard on the back of the neck.
I watched as the two fought, Death Kitty was the victor and was hopping away proudly.
Chrysalis: "Right, I'll stop messing with your dreams."
Me: "Damn strate bitch!"
Chrtsalis: "I love it when you call me names."
Me: "SHUT UP!"
Well now I know she has a crush on me. So dear readers let me ask you this, how will I be able to handle this?
And I hoped you liked that kick to balls. *Trollface*
OK you got me you troll you
And DAMN!!! 4 in one day!!! Thanks for the overabundance of chapters today
I wish i had spare time like you man. Btw amazing chapters bro
575313 Living in a rest home while getting paid to do nothing can do that.
I see this going greatly over some more chapters. I love mind-fuck
/New idea on how to piss of the changling queen. She seems to feed off of all of your reactions good or bad so idea is dont react just be there as she trys to get a reaction out of you lol
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575382 fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
damn you got me............
BTW, are you ever gonna brink Pinkie Pie back???
*before reading the chapter*
OH GODDESS NOE IT'S TURNING INTO A CLOPFIC!!!1!one!!!!!exclamationpoint!!!
*after reading chapter*
NVM, false alarm.
Me Gusta.
God damn, you almost scared me with the last chapter.
all the chapters of this story are great, its great because its so random, and thats why i want to see more of this
Hey.. I think I know what is the problem...
You forgot to turn your swag off... Check it!
no idea wat to say
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Also,
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because Barret
Cant wait for the next chapter
Y U NO INCLUDE DISCORD YET
577465 he will come later.
577578 I DON'T WANT TO WAIT, I WANT DISCORD TERROR NOW!!!
577618 you'll have to wait. Pacience is a vurtue
575382 bro the second video won't play. what was it called???
578192 Check again Theres only two
578216 kk soz, I don't know whay my Pc showed three
577663 *gives death stare* Now = Tommorow =
489790
Why are scootaloo's eyes different from everypony else's?