Well Luna hates me, so does Rarity. Pinkie was not happy about that, so she decided to take me, Luna and Rarity out for a campout. Luna liked the idea but hated the fact that I was coming too.
Luna: "Why is he here?"
Me: "Hi, I hate you too."
Luna: "........"
Well that went well. Anyway Rarity didn't like the idea of going out and getting her hooves dirty. To save time and to avoid an argument I grabbed her and dragged her with us.
The four of us got to the campsite, a nice clearing in the Everfree forest, and we set up camp. I took this opportunity to play a joke on Rarity. I found a small snake in the grass, and I had Death Kitty help get it out of its home. I picked it up and snuck behind Rarity, who was busy putting up her tent next to Luna's.
Me: "That's a very nice tent you have there, it would be a shame if anything were to happen to it."
Rarity: "Whatever do you......*Scream*"
She saw the snake close up to her face and she ran through her tent and destroyed Luna's in the process.
Luna: "That wasn't funny!"
Me: "Go suck an egg."
Pinkie: "Stop fighting and start getting along."
Rarity and Luna: "With him, never."
Death Kitty: "Meow."
Well we finally managed to get the tents up in the end.
Pinkie was starting to make a fire while I got the marshmellows and sticks.
Me: "Look Dripy, it's your cousins."
Rarity: "I'm not a marshmellow!"
Dripy was the name I gave her since the prank. She didn't like it, so I started calling her that. I know I'm mean *Evil Laugh*.
Well the fire was finally lit and the four of us plus Death Kitty were sitting around the fire. I kept burning my marshmellow's and blowing them in Luna's face.
Luna: "Would you mind not blowing molten foodstuff at me."
Her face was covered in melted marshmellow. Death Kitty went over to her and stated licking the mess off her.
Luna: "And get this demon off me."
Me: "For a princess of darkness, you seem to hate the evil side of life."
Luna: "..........."
Pinkie: "All right, I know what will cheer you guys up. A campfire song,"
Me: "Sing the campfire song song."
Pinkie: "I don't know what that is."
Me: "Well give me a guitar and I'll sing it."
Pinkie handed me a guitar, I strummed a few chords and started singing.
Me: " *Ahem*........ C.A.M.P.F.I.R.E.S.O.N.G. Song, C.A.M.P.F.I.R.E.S.O.N.G. Song, It will help if you just sing along."
I started to repeat those words getting faster and faster each time. Pinkie was joining in, she seemed to like it. Luna and Rarity however just glared at me, so I decided to try and include them.
Me: "Luna!"
Luna: "........"
Me: "Good, Rarity!"
Rarity: ".........."
Me: It'll help if you just sing along *Smashes guitar on the ground* OH YEAH!!!!"
Rarity: "That was awful."
Me: "Shut the f*ck up Rarity."
Luna: "How dare you use such language!"
Me: "Whatever!"
The rest of the night was just me arguing with the two. Soon we had to go to sleep.
In the middle of the night I decided to get Luna back for shouting at me. I snuck into her tent with a pale of water and placed it by her side. I gently lifted her front hoof and placed it inside the pale. I left shortly afterwards.
Now for Rarity, I got a jar of worms and I emptied them onto her and I left.
The next morning I woke up smiling as I waited for the big surprise. Rarity screamed in shock and ran out of her tent babbling like an idiot as she ran all the way back home. Luna woke up and screamed in disgust once she found out she wet herself. Pinkie just glared at me for being a bully. Death Kitty was napping and didn't care.
I can tell you the punishment was well worth it. I can tell you Pinkie won't be rewarding me with any cupcakes for a month now.
spongebob ftw
539595 I WENT TO COLLEGE!
539610
I cannot stop laughing!
Flawless victory!
Seriously is there nothing you can write that doesn't make me laugh
539768 I could write a tragidy.
489790
I have seen those, Spike, AppleJack, Derpy, and Gilda.
539640 It's what squidward say's sometimes
539856 really well that answers that
539866 well me and my bro brandsca123 we have seen every spongebob episode ever created. So glad it helped
539893 it may have done but i haven't seen every episode sure I've seen a couple but MLP FIM is where it at
539900 true that my friend I love the show as well.
539914 on this website who doesn't i think this calls for a celebration one sec hey Nikolai where do we keep the vodka" >er i drank it all *hiccup*< "god dammit Nikolai well some other time maybe"
539939 I don't drink soz...Not that I am to young (I'm 19) it is just that I just don't drink. How about a brohoof
539866>>539856 It's actualy what Plankton says. Get it right bro
539998 Soz
539992 heh and im 15 so a brohoof it is
540019 I can see you and my twin brother are getting along. Brohoof. I'm 19 too BTW
540019 BROHOOF!!!!!!!
540030 hehe you could say that
540056 BROHOOF!!
Lowest age contest!
Me:12
MISSLE:15
Curtis Brandstetter:19
Cory Brandstetter:19
So far, I'm winning
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Btw, I'm 19 too!
540164 MINECRAFT FTW
540164 MINECRAFT FTW>>540160 Congrats *Hands you a trophy*.
540198
Now imagine that quote with the voice of Simon from the Yogscast!
540206 :D
540216
Wait, I have a better one!
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But if this not enough, then
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The moment I realize march 28 was my b-day.
Actually 13
540708 Welcome to puberty.
going on 22. officially oldest in this comment thread. i feel spurrciall
542361 And old. Don't forget about old.
>>Blaze Burn Crash HA!!!!!!!!! I is 12 so i win! *dances*
I'm 20.