Ponyville Public Access

by Justice3442

CelesTV

Author's Note:

MythrilMoth takes us a bit further just to see what happens.

Princess Celestia stood on the stage of the Canterlot Academy of the Arts Theater, spotlights shining down on her clean, perfect coat and flowing mane.

"Hello, my little ponies. I'm Princess Celestia."

Another Celestia walked onto the stage. In contrast to the gilded, perfect Princess, this Celestia had a grey, filthy coat, a matted, rangy mane, hemp sandals, and a suede jacket.
"And I'm Filthy Hippie Celestia."

Princess Celestia strode over to a plush, comfortable divan and laid down. "I have CelesTV."

Filthy Hippie Celestia tossed her shaggy, unkempt mane. "And I...don't have a TV."

Princess Celestia sipped a fine glass of cognac. "With CelesTV, you get twenty channels of the finest entertainment Equestria has to offer. Music, sports, comedy, drama..."

Filthy Hippie Celestia lit a joint. "I grow my own fun."

Princess Celestia took a delicate bite of a piece of rich, sumptuous red velvet cake. "Plus award-winning customer service and an outstanding record of customer satisfaction."

Filthy Hippie Celestia stared at her hoof. "I wonder what color I taste like."

Princess Celestia stood up. "Don't be like this me. Get CelesTV. It's television from the sun."

Comments

[LtMajorDude]

Moth, you did it again!

[MythrilMoth]

5264774 I blame one too goddamn many of those Rob Lowe DirecTV commercials for this.

[AllTheAmendments]

I Wonder, what if there was a Hotline Miami Chapter?
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[Pump It Up]

Brilliant!

5264851
Those commercials are hilarious. Especially Super Creepy Rob Lowe.

[ZealousChristian24]

As someone with Comcast, I always wonder wether I should be offended or amused by these commercials....

[Dream Seeker]

5265395 I take it both ways!

[Phoenix Quill]

Oh god! I gotta get in on this randomness!

[The Dankest Meme]

Why do I find this funnier because I have DirecTV?

[Sailor_Pluto]

Just like the Rob Lowe comericals. Nice.

[InGoodFaith]

Grow her own fun, hee. Someone needs to write a fic about a stoned Princess Celestia now. Bonus points for Luna toking up too.

[OverEnthusiasticTrekkie]

I swear the stupidest things make me laugh...

[WorldWalker128]

I wonder if Celestia did the acting for hippie Celestia, or if she just hired an actor, or a Changeling.