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OK here are two I found for you. If there are punctuation problems you need a different dragon.
florist for this little store until his he was dead tired, [looks like something got left out] ??
growl. “I scene where I once again got my ass kicked by a bunch of tiny horses.” [ A scene ] ???
The title told me all I needed to know about how this chapter would turn out. Hilarious.
It's funny, until you realize they just hit Cadance's berserk button.
Haha, Ares, should of remained calm.
I...can't blame Ares for feeling this way. But he should of probably waited until he had his alicorn by his side to explain a few things.
Poor Ares. You can't win against cute little horses. They cheat.
A great chapter though. Keep it up man.
Mistakes forgiven, more chapters in return, please :3?
Wait what happened to Tulip? Wasn't she in that scrap, too?
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He is not amused
I can't wait to see how Ares interact with the mane six in future chapters, I just know it's gonna be Epic! Not to mention his future interactions with Pinkie!
Also, i do hope that both Ares and Cadance will make it VERY clear to Luna, now that she's returned, that all forms of intimate touching whatsoever from her is a big no no, and that she will have a foot/Hoof planted up in the Royal bottom if her hoofes starts to wander to places that they should not be.
I just can't get enough of that story. I must have moar!!!!
I love this series.
why do I think cadence is going to be stripped of her alicorn powers as punishment?
I don't know what logic would be properly applied in this situation, but with all that celestia has seen, and all that she will know soon, me'thinks cadence won't get out of this with a simple pat on the back
Ha ha, awesome!
Awesome work man!!! more more!!!!!!!!!!
Every HiE ever.
Ares really needs those classes LOL
“In our experience the less that a business has to pay the crown the more they give it to the people in the form of higher wages and lower prices and a better market as a whole..................
the biggest and most used lie in history
Okay, first thing that I gotta say about Ares right now:
He's gone nuts from alcohol poisoning.
I mean I know he's familiar with being a florist and everything and tending to flowers does seem pretty nice but to actively like having customers badger you like Scooby-Doo's Scrappy while working at a place that might as well be a vegan fast food restaurant means that you're a few apples short of an Applejack's butt tattoo. Seriously, if I ever met an employee in a burger joint that had a genuine smile instead of those fake, somewhat creepy 'God I hate this' grins the first thing I'd think of would be 'Yeesh, that dude's got problems... Oh gross I picked the table with gum under it!'.
And I am not exaggerating when I say that I would rather have two dogs give me a blowjob than go back to that greasy fast food deathtrap. Those places DO things to ya man.
The jobs you should really enjoy are the videogame testing and go-go dancer ones. I mean, what's better than killing ninja zombies and shakin' yo booty for the ladies?
Also I can't help but imagine Ares as having a New Yorker Middle-Eastern taxi cab driver accent when he's at work. It's that 'boss lady' comment that did it.
P.S. I admit with no shame that I peed a little from laughing so hard during that haggling debacle and the subsequent promise of the 'club and gag' routine. Shame that the latter didn't happen and Ares always gets nerfed by a bunch of colorful fluffy three-foot ponies though, even if he did manage to get a few good punches in. And where'd Tulip go anyway?
I'm really getting tired of all the abuse Ares is getting. It stopped being funny a while ago. For all the times the story mentions how freakishly strong he is he remains completely helpless.
Ares's final offer was five bits a dozen, but when asked for the total price it was eight bits a dozen.
I fucking love ares's attitude xD it's so... Passive aggressive. He's a nice guy who reacts how I would in rediculous situations lol.
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Clearly, you have not read any video game tester stories.
This is the first post of many detailing the torment, dehumanization, and sub-par appreciation by management.
Read them all, and you will see why video game testing is not a field you want (don't go in thinking that you can climb up to development from there, several of these stories start that way).
Classic situation 1: You go in wanting to play and test the sequel to the fast paced multiplayer shooter that you love, but you wind up assigned to test a Dora the Explorer or Barbie game.
Classic situation 2: The game that you initially loved and were excited about ever since the announcement, is now irreparablely ruined for you.
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Damn straight! /)
>> Evil Paladin
Hmm, fair point. Still, what about go-go dancing...?
Funny chapter. One thing I noticed, the scene where Pinkie approaches Ares in the back room, you describe him as having a bag of flour (the part where he described his initial reaction as wanting to drop the bag and hug the everyloving crap out of Pinkie). Pretty sure you meant to put soil.
I would be totally okay with Ares getting ass-kicking lessons.
FUCKING GIFT/10. Well done on this chapter!
Yes. Yes you should. Your incompetence at everything is starting to grate, Ares.
6228620 I agree. A single joke doormat-ing that contradicts your own words is a thing, another is repeating it over and over and OVER again.
6227296 Actually no, it wasn't funny from the start.
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At the beginning of the story, Ares was half dead, from walking through the snow, and still managed to knock out Shining Armor.
He's far from helpless.
Ponies just tend to have the advantage of strength in numbers.
6234125 Helpless is a measure of performance not capacity, And Ares's performance has been sorely lacking.
Yes, yes Ares should get those defense lessons...He has great strength, but he can't ultilized it to full capacity.
General flower family names are lowercase, scientific breeds and precise names are capitalized
Conscience
Me; would've been a good spot for him to think 'but you're not my friend' or even say it for all the impulse control he's shown
Quotation mark off spot; if they have set prices haggling should be off the table anyway, unless they're more starting price suggestions, but it doesn't sound like that
Frowning//frown deepening
Off spot quotation mark
Had a massive post in mind, but it boils down to what Frazone and Jack Kellar said, or at least, they talk about the most prominent problem with him recently. Ares needs to straighten himself out.
Self control is a biggie.
He also needs to think.
I can PM what I was going to say if you'd like, just gotta copy/paste it
And it only took living forever for someone to actually see that happen somewhere.
Flour ? Dont you mean soil? I'm confused
I'm gonna see a bunch of snark in the comments, aren't I?
*Looks*
Yup.
Still no pranks with each other like they use too and no flirting with Luna, jealously needs to be converted( Or whatever) some time to time. Try to get back to your roots mate. Other then that, loving the story. I love the feels of the charcter of candy( mostly her) and ares of protecting one other anyways take care and cheers mate.
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I haven't heard of horror stories revolving around being a gogo dancer. Admittedly, I had to look up what what one was
Given the description that I saw on Wikipedia, I'd imagine that they would have similar unpleasantness of being a flight attendant and/or a stripper.
Stripper woes
Flight attendant woes
(Thrillist has further good articles regarding both professions and others)
The reason why he lost is because of the cupcake ninja/pinkie pie.
When do you think the next chapter will be released?
I'm ninety percent sure no one really wants to see this but...this story reminds me of life's left hook which I can't find anymore I don't know what happened to it. Anyone have any idea where it went...keep up the good work this is a nice sequel.
Yay! Caught up.
6232408 u have gained a lot of my respect in that statement alone
I love the ponies and all, but I doubt that;d be able to take me down, magic or not! I DON'T WANT TO BE TAKEN DOWN BY THE FLUFF!
Damn it... ehhe
Nice job!
double space.
wasn't he getting soil?
to say hi.
Somehow, some way, I knew who this was as soon as I read "HI!" Even though she had not yet had an "arriving in the crystal empire scene" to forecast it.
Damn it, Pinkie, I think you just broke the fifth wall to do that...get outta my head!!
But I was gonna replace your head cannon with a party cannon!
No! Just...wait, what kind of party?
Huh, that bit at the end made me realize that something really is going on. At the start of the first story, Ares was on the verge of death and was still able to nearly overpower I don't even remember how many guards (it took Shining and a bunch more to hold the 'yeti' down), and yet now when he's healthy he's being taken down by literally everyone.
Yea no. This doesn't, this is reganonics- which simply means the rich get richer and the poor stay poor.