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So thousand-year-old mobsters meet thousand-year-old princess? This will be amusing.
Oh man, Luna's gonna misinterpret this whole thing.
Anyone else think luna's gonna tale this as a possible torture/murder attempt
Poor mafioso's, there going to have a very disoriented and confused angry god asking why the stallion she wishes to court alongside their fair princess is currently being interrogated. This gonna be good.
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And the Giggle-frosted Chuckle cake shall be delicious.
I don't know why everyone is worried about a misunderstanding. I find both Higher and Skulltaker to be unlikable characters and hope this goes badly for them.
OH SHIT!
Not exactly what I meant with "sick Luna on them". But hey I'm not complaining xD
They need to get there ass whipped anyway. Fucking kidnapping Ares. Rape them asses Luna!!!!
Well buck.
Luna thinks in ye olden terms.
She'll recognize bad signs.
Shit just hit the fan.
this is gonna get worse before it gets better
stayclassy
I see only good things happening from this!
You should invest in an editor.
This chapter is riddled with errors. Seems a bit more rushed than your usual work.
will this with to hell fast
WOW!!!!
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My old one's is seemingly dead and I've had to get someone else for the last couple chapters. Don't worry though, I'm bothering the people good people at overly extensive authors to give me another editor. Sorry about the errors
Wait, Luna's teleport was cued to him? Sheesh. Just imagine if Luna had teleported a few hours earlier.
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So, would you say that Luna....Came In Like A Wrecking Ball?
What's really funny is that the song's lyrics are vaguely appropriate, seeing how Luna's trying to woo Ares, despite him not being interested.
Iooh, thIs Is gonna be good.
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5698828 Agreed. Too much of a coward to talk to him in the palace, and rather than ask for a meeting like a civilized creature they club him and drag him off in a sack. Here's to hoping for a Pony bonfire courtesy of Princess Luna.
5698727 Wait, Ares wasn't kidnapped? That's news to me!
Note to all Clan leaders: 'Good intentions' has never been an expectable reason to commit a crime. Your executions will proceed on schedule.
To Ares I bestow the twelfth edition of Common Sense for Dummies, please read it immediately!
5698997 this...........................
Lol that's funnier than hell keep up the good work
Now that's what I call an explosive entrance!
Discord would be proud
Luna gonna be angry when She realises that Ares has been Kidnapped
Luna is going to kill everyone in that room.
You know, I find that not only will the Mafioso be screwed by Luna, but Flash and Shining will get screwed over by Echo and Cadence as well. The first for the misinterpretations in the kidnapping and putting Ares in a tied up, pressed victim situation, while the second with Flash and Shining doing their jobs fucking poorly and will not only get some harsh punishment from Echo, but Cadence will be all the more disappointed in her ex-husband. Oh, and when news gets around of Ares' kidnapping to Cadence, Luna's not the only princess the Mafioso should be worried about.
But seriously though, I know this is a world of talking ponies in a technicolor, cartoon setting, but COME. ON. Doesn't fucking matter if it's for "good reasons or intentions," there are better ways to approach the problem. USE SOME COMMON SENSE! Ugh, why do I even bother anymore? The crystal ponies are way behind in the times on what's moral and just, the empire's guard sucks ass, and even though Ares will try to avoid it, he'll STILL put Cadence under some deep shit one way or another. Fucking cartoon logic, I swear.
Also, with Cadence and Ares all stressed over current events, Luna made the POOREST timing in making a visit. I'm not even sure if Cadence still wants to see her again yet after that kiss she was given (even though they're technically not related by blood, they're still close enough to be considered family).
And Luna? I know you're lonely and love Ares and all, but you gotta take a fucking hint. You're my favorite princess, try to get your brain out of the gutter for at least a minute or so to think this through like one.
Shining, this apathetic attitude you have with your job is ironically the same attitude you had with your wife. Might wanna look into that.
Uh...Ohhhh...
Well, that's one way to make an entrance I suppose.
All this Chaos, and Discord didn't do it. Poor guy's gonna be pissed.
Everyone's like "Oh it's on now!" And I'm thinking, watch Luna recognize this group and start making merry with them.
5698828 QFT. Skulltaker is a glory hound with his head too far up his ass, and Higher is a pathological schemer with no sense of adequate communication. Skulltaker especially for challenging the Princesses like he's any better than them.
I'm seriously hoping Luna shackles them by the hind legs and parades them floating through the streets all the way to the palace to present the case to Cadance.
SUHWEEET! Luna is gonna wreck some heads now!!
You know, while I don't very much care for Luna in this fic (since she's imposing on two people that already have tons of issues they need to work out), I hope she comes up on top in this meeting. I mean, good intentions or not, there are ways of talking with Ares. Like, I don't know, confronting him in the shop? Geez, this council really likes being shady if this is their first idea on how to talk to Ares.
I honestly don't even understand why they needed to drag him out there in the first place. Way I see it, Higher could have just waltzed into the palace, found Ares, gone "Yo, we're keeping an eye on you and watching out for you and Cadence" and then just buggered off without Luna making them into barbeque.
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Seriously, I mentioned that in the last chapter. Just gather all your members up and show up tomorrow and be all "Hey, we're keeping an eye on you, also don't hurt cadence, k?" That would have been sane and reasonable. Instead of, you know, kidnapping your ruler's colt friend, giving her immediately several excellent reasons to either A) Arrest all of you for various crimes, exiling or flat out executing you at worst, or B) push through massive reforms that will strip your houses of anything remotely resembling real power if she takes after her less hasty Aunt.
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Um, I don't think there's really anything to misinterpret here. Good intentions or not they still did commit numerous crimes, including at the very least: hiring goons to break into the royal palace, criminal conspiracy to commit kidnapping, actually kidnapping the Empresses's
personal sex toy... err lover, and bribing several guards on active duty. About the only thing they could have done to make things worst for themselves here would be if the two goons had drawn weapons and taken a swing at Flash and Shining or a maid or something on their way out, kidnapped Cadence too, or actually harmed Ares. Luna would probably see herself to be entirely within her rights as Princess, especially as one still used to the standards and morals of a thousand years past, to teleport everyone here who isn't Ares to the nearest guard cell and sentence them to the axepony's tender attentions for their crimes against royalty before the sun rises next.5698828
It may just be my experiences in Crusader King 2 talking, but nothing makes me happier faster then watching uppity nobles with entirely too much power getting a very sudden and very harsh dose of reality.
5701175 I'm aware. I was attempting a comedic understatement.
5701343 There isn't really anything to "understate". No matter what else happens a bunch of self righteous nobles are going to be justly punished for there gross missuses of power.
Although I am afraid Ares is going to stick his bleeding heart where it don't belong.
Those poor nobles. Luna is gonna rageshift into nightmare moon and canterlock them to death with a Fus Rah DAH 0_0
Luna's going to be PISSED.
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Oooohhh Luna's gonna bring a major beat down on them ponies!
Well. Shining was almost intelligent.
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Yes?
God man you had the chance to make the standard answer for this scenario:
"Oh and one last thing if you try that again than you, your family, your friends, everyone you ever loved, everyone who sold you an goddamn apple will fall dead to the ground...good day ^^"
What I don't get is how Ares is simply "okay" with this? Sure, you mentioned he was "angry", but he's not acting like he's upset. He's forgiving to a fault that, in my not very humble opinion, is starting to degrade the story.