This story is a sequel to The Sun Will Die!
After a rather one sided argument breaks out, Celestia tells her sister, Luna, as a prank that the moon is made out of cheese. Of course, Luna goes to see for herself, driven on by the hunger she has. What she doesn't realise is that getting to the moon isn't really that easy.
This was good enough for me to inspire you.
Check your PM box.
That was...different.
Are there crackers?
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Checked it - I'd love to write a story about that. If you're not going to write it, of course?
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Of course. Crackers without cheese?
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There were no crackers, there was no cheese, there was only rocks... and a bunch of lunar sea ponies inside. They were not happy with the decision to eat their home.
LET US BEGIN ARGUING ABOUT THE PROPERTIES OF CHEESE AND HOW IT CAN REFLECT LIGHT WHILE EXISTING IN A VACUUM. ALSO, HOW LUNA IS SCIENTIFICALLY WORST PRINCESSISTER.
Seriously though, good start Crackers. Waiting patiently for more!
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... I'm not the best funny author in this category, I'm better with annoying or dry humor. Or humor that is so strange you won't be ale to comprehend it, or you'll laugh the entire chapter through.
I was able to eat moon cheese once.
It was filled with basalt, breccia, and regolith.
I found the combination a bit crunchy, but with a pleasant mineral finish.
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what type of cheese is it made of?
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It's a Smore's Cheese Ball. Or possibly Orphan Tear Cheese.
Discord, are you writing this?